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    Teacher : To keep ur charecter good, think every girl is as ur sister..

    Boy : but thinking every girl is as my sister will make my father's character bad....



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    Old bt nice 1 saurabh-

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    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Winnie-the-Pooh
    Winnie-the-Pooh who?
    Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
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    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Pooh
    Pooh who?
    Well you don't have to cry about it!
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    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Winnie-the
    Winnie-the who?
    Silly... It's not Winnie-the-who... It's Winnie-the-Pooh!
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    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Winnie-thup
    Winnie-thup who?
    You've got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!

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    haan yaar old to tha....phir b post kr diya........but aap ka wala too good.......

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    Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli..

    "Lo batao, humare pakistan ke halaat dekh kar ab bachhe bhi akele aate hue darte hai..

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    1) Every Indian women RANI LAXMI BAI in her life...

    RANI --> Before marriage...

    LAXMI--> After MArriage...

    BAI --> After Children...





    2) Buddhe ki Takkar Ladki se ho gayi.

    Budhha-> Sorry.

    Ladki -> Stupid.

    Tabhi 1 ladka udhar se nikla, aur usi Ladki ko takkar maar deta hai.

    Boy -> Sorry.

    Girl -> Its ok..

    Budhha -> Meri Sorry ki spelling galat thi kya........

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    [quote=saurabhwebxprt]1) Every Indian women RANI LAXMI BAI in her life...

    RANI --> Before marriage...

    LAXMI--> After MArriage...

    BAI --> After Children...





    2) Buddhe ki Takkar Ladki se ho gayi.

    Budhha-> Sorry.

    Ladki -> Stupid.

    Tabhi 1 ladka udhar se nikla, aur usi Ladki ko takkar maar deta hai.

    Boy -> Sorry.

    Girl -> Its ok..

    Budhha -> Meri Sorry ki spelling galat thi kya........[/quote]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............WWHHHIISSSSSTTTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEE

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    @ Shubhadeep - ;-)

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    Reporter to Cop: Aap prisoners ko 3rd degree dene ke liye kya karte ho.
    Cop: Hum uske hath bandh dete hain aur Altaf Raja ke songs play kar dete hain, wo apne aap hi sab kuch bata deta hai.

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    :lol:

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    :-(

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    tinku_agg - Y r u weeping?????????

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    b coz altaf raja is his favorite singer.

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    8-|

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    > rahool wrote:

    > Reporter to Cop: Aap prisoners ko 3rd degree dene ke liye kya karte ho.
    Cop: Hum uske hath bandh dete hain aur Altaf Raja ke songs play kar dete hain, wo apne aap hi sab kuch bata deta hai.

    Too good yaar..

    Check out these lyrics of one of his songs..

    tera chaukas marathi badan hai
    rajputi tera bankpan hai
    zulf bengal ki kali kali
    nagan assam ki tujhme payi
    dekhne ki ada hai bihari
    orissa ka hai tujhme khumari
    andhra ke namak main dhali hai
    aur kashmir ki tu kali hai
    lucknow jaisi hai tujhme nazakat
    madhya pardes ki hai shararat
    sadgi tujhme madras ki hai
    khusboo mysore ki sandali hai
    bholapan tujhmne gujrat ka hai
    kerala ka tu roshan diya hai
    tune payi hai goa ki masti
    tujhme punjab ki tandrusti
    dil ki dilli teri rajdhani

    chorus: dil ki dilil teri rajdhani
    sari duniya teri hai deewani
    chorus: sari duniya teri hai deewani *

    Tinku Yeh tumhare liye..
    [url]http://altafraja.blogspot.com/[/url]

    Cheers

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    Here are some jokes:

    Teacher to the students (while teaching them TENSE) : Boys tell me the tense of "I go to school " ,

    A boy raised hand and said " Past tense sir " ,
    Teacher "Why?"
    Boy" Sir you used to go to school long ago, in the past" .



    A man asking another man " Bhai please can you tell me where this road goes? I am looking for Bhajahari road"
    The man said " Brother this road does not move , stays here"



    A woman in a doctors chamber saying " Doctor my husband is still talking in his sleep , the medicine that you gave didn't work "
    Doctor " Don't worry I will give another medicine to stop his talking habit , wait"
    Woman " No doc please , give the medicine that will cause him talk more loudly, so that I can hear "!!


    Husband to his wife while going to sleep " PLease give me my spectacles "
    Wife " Why? Aren't you sleeping now?"
    Husband " Hey , I have problems with my eyes , and you know if I don'r wear spectacles how can I see my dreams clearly?"

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    @ Radha - Bahut Mast post song tha vo.................... 8-|

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    Very Funny Jokes.I like it.:-D

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Killing English ……




    Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls’ hostel pulling cigarette...? "

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    Class teacher once said :

    “Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America...”

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Don’t laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

    “why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Teacher in a furious mood...

    Write down your name and father of your name!!

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    My manager started like this

    "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

    ************ ********* ********* ************ *

    LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

    "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

    "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

    ************ ********* ********* ********* *****

    Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,

    “Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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    good one Enjoyed reading it and atleast made me smile once in the day................



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