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    Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
    Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....




    Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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    Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….



    Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….













    Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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    Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……



    Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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    Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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    Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

    Gaur farmayiga…

    Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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    Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony… J

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    [arz kiya hai......]

    ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

    [Gaur farmayiega]….

    ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...



    Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!

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    Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
    Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan





    Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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    Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

    Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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    Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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    Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

    Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal



    Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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    Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

    Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…





    DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..

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    tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

    tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

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    Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P
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    Zindagi badi Udaaas hai

    Zindagi badi Udaaas hai



    Daya ne hai bahut kaam kiya

    Ab Usko lagi zoron ki Pyaas hai


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    Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro ....



    Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro....

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    ACP Pradyuman bole Daya se

    Pura ghar theek se chaan maaro....

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    Gaur farmaayiyega:

    Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..

    Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..



    Daya.. Jara ye darwaaza to tod do :D

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    Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai…………

    Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai……………

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    Aakhir pata to chale khuni ka maksad kya hai…………..

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    Fedrick bola "Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"
    "Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"


    Aur Is laash ka na to haath aur na koi paav hai...

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    Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh
    Gaur farmaaiye

    Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh

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    ACP se Abhijeet bola "ye mujrim hai bada chaalaak”…

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    Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

    Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

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    Jab bhi ACP Pradyuman ungli ghuma ke kehta hai…

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

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    Fedrick bola "Sir ladki badi rangeen hai"

    Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola “Sir ladki badi rangeen hai”



    ACP Pradhuman bola



    fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai

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    Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
    Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
    Wah Wah Wah Wah...
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    ACP Pradyuman bole :Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!"


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    daya k thappad k gunj se uude hain sare pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,

    Daya k thappad k gunj se uude sare hain pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,
    Wah Wah….
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    ACP praduman bole abhijeet aakhir lash gayi kaha ......!!!!!

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    Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

    Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





    Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

    Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





    “Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!
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    Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



    Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



    *Wah Wah Wah Wah*





    Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!

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    Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,



    Dekihye zara



    Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,





















    Dicky Kholke bola ACP,

    “Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hain”

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    Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



    Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



    Wah Wah …

    Wah Wah …



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    ACP Pradyuman Kahee



    Aab Jail mein Saado … Tumhe to Phaanssi Hogi … Phansiiii

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    Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....



    Wah Wah . . . .





    Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....

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    ACP Pradyuman kehte hain tumhein to jaroor fansi hogi....


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    Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….



    Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….















    “Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye … “

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    Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

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    Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

    Aur



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    Doctor Salunke Murde se bhi sach ugalawa lenge.

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    Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth



    Wah wah



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    Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth







    ACP Pradyuman keheta hai tume hogi “”SAZAYEE MAUT””…….

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    Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,



    Wah waaah,



    Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,

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    Criminal darta hai to sirf ACP Pradyuman ki mar se.


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    Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…



    Waah waah…



    Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…

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    ACP Pradyuman fredrick se bole, yahan ka chappa chappa chan maro……

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    bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

    bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

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    Daya, Abhijeet...Poori jagah ko achchi tarah search karo...

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    English me gaay ko kahete hai cow………..



    English me gaay ko kahete hai cow……………

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    Kuch to baat hai DAYA, pata lagao!!!!!

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    5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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    Gaur farmaiye…

    5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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    Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya darwaza tod do….
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    Iss duniya me Teen tarah ke log hote hai……



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    Super Human………………..

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    Apna ACP Pradhuman
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    Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

    Waha wah…!!!







    Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

    Waha wah…!!!







    A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo…”



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    Sweta - ACP prathyuman naraz hojayenge, its ma best serial yaar

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    Ahmad...

    Yaar mujhe bhi bahot achcha lagta hai but yahan dekhne ko nahi milta...

    Aur kisi ke ghar jake dekho kuch to pata chalta hai Saas Bahu chal raha hoga.... :-S

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    Hi re 'daiya' itna lamba likh dala.
    Gaur farmaaiyega...
    Hi re 'daiya' itna lamba likh dala.
    Apne to joke $ humour me itihas rach dala.
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    wah wah wah.
    bahut mast hai baut mast hai.

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    Talking cid

    FREDDY hai hassi ka maidhan,
    DAYA lage chattan,
    ACPkuch dino ka mehaman

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    ACP- Abhijeet, daal mein zarur kuch kala haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....zara pata toh lagao.....
    Daya tum bhi jao aur dekho akhir majra kya haiiiiiiiiiiii

    hahahahahaha :-) funny

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    Hello

    story is good is night but abhi time nah i he padne ka yar short description about the story .

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    lol CID....Dont understand whether it is a serious thriller or a comedy one...

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    I liked the earlier episodes of CID which were quite good.



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