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    Teacher: Y are u late?
    Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
    Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
    Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
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    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?J
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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    Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
    Everyone must attend it.
    Johnny: No! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher: Why?
    Johnny: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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    Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
    Johnny: Not a bit
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    TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Johnny : I is ……
    TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
    Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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    Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
    Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
    'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "
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    TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing
    we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
    Johnny: Me!
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    Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
    Johnny: "I don't know.
    "Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
    Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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    Teacher to class: A for?
    Class: Apple
    Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
    Class: Jai Mata Di
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    patna
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    Superb dude... Johny have a good sense of humour



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