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    hi, almost all of us have heard numerous chinti hathi jokes.so tell us ur chinti hathi joke.

    one from me


    An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant, the ant
    said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? - It said "I only gave blood
    for your operation".



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    Bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi.
    Tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya .
    Ek chiti hathi pe chad gayi ,tabhi ek dusri chiti ne kaha duba de saale ko …. !!!!

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    Khushi- :-S :-S :-S

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    :lol: first one was nice Raaj - ab hans bhi do, zyada bhav achchha nahin :)

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    > AMD89 wrote:

    > :lol: first one was nice Raaj - ab hans bhi do, zyada bhav achchha nahin :)



    Ahmed- bhai itne ghatiya joke par main nahi hasta.
    apni hasi itani sasti nahi haim. lekin jab apne kah diya to main mana bhi nahi kar sakata na.........

    khushi- bahut mast hai bahut mast hai......

    aur achha likho...........

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Raaj - are, haathi ke pair banane to bhool hi gaye janaab...... ;-)

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    Sare Ache The..khushi Ka Jada Acha Tha. :-p

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    > AMD89 wrote:

    > Raaj - are, haathi ke pair banane to bhool hi gaye janaab...... ;-)




    Ahmed- Ohhhh..... sorry...

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    pL GO TO JUST WOMEN section and see preg. saurabh and advice comments

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    > kittylovesumit wrote:

    > pL GO TO JUST WOMEN section and see preg. saurabh and advice comments





    kityy- tumhara to andaj hi nirala hai.
    kaise kaise thread banati ho.????
    lekin main vaha apni koi bhi post nahi kar sakta.

    Ab ye mat pochhana ki kyu.......... ???

    aur tarakki karo.......... !

    bhagwan tumhe aur budhi(gyan) de...... !

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    Khushangel- :lol: :lol:

    Good Joke..
    Keep It Up..

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    Raaj thank u................mai aisi nahi thi, saurabh ne banaya hai.. :-P

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    @ Khushi - Well done.............Keep it up.



    @ Kitty - Sumit sun lega to pitai lagegi...............:-P

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    Kittyy- ap jaisi bhi ho bahut achhi ho.....
    chahe apko koi kuchh bhi kyu na kahe.....
    Ap dil aur dimag ki bilkul saf ho ho.....
    Andar aur bahar dono se....
    He bhagvan....! kya beet rahi hogi us bechare par..
    Ab ye mat pochhana ki maine "bechara" kisko kaha?

    jab se ai ho SD me raunak aa gayi hai .......

    Aur achhe achhe Thread banao........





    > kittylovesumit wrote:

    > Raaj thank u................mai aisi nahi thi, saurabh ne banaya hai.. :-P

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    > RAAJ(22) wrote:

    > > AMD89 wrote:

    > :lol: first one was nice Raaj - ab hans bhi do, zyada bhav achchha nahin :)



    Ahmed- bhai itne ghatiya joke par main nahi hasta.
    apni hasi itani sasti nahi haim. lekin jab apne kah diya to main mana bhi nahi kar sakata na.........

    khushi- bahut mast hai bahut mast hai......

    aur achha likho...........

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    raaj agar tumhe itna hi ghatiya laga to tum hi acha joke sunna do sabko chinti hathi par.^o)^o)

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    all everyone is free to post chinti hathi jokes here. so share ur joke n make others laugh rather than chit chatting.

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    Khushi- ap apne itne pyar ke bol diya to sunana hi padega.

    lekin... hasna mat... plz


    hua yu ki ek bar ek.. Chinti ko ek Hathi se ho gaya PYAR.
    Ab chindi ki din ka chai aur rat nid hui BEKARAR.
    Bechara hathi bhi hua hai pyar me BEEMAR.
    Lekin chinti ke ma bap ne kiya is sadi se INKAR.
    Ab hathi ke parents na kaha aisa kyu SARKAR.
    Chinti ke ma bap ne kaha ye hai ghor ATYACHAR.
    pochho kyu...?????
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    Thanks Raaj,

    Below joke for all

    ek bar haathi aur chinti ka affair chal raha tha, dono chup kar milte the..

    ek din, jub dono love ke mood me park mein baithe the, to achanak haathi ka papa waha aa gaya,

    unko dekh kar chinti haathi se boli, ghabrao nahi, mere peeche chup jao.. :-P

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    kitty good one.

    one more joke for u all.

    Elephant Proposed An Ant ”I LUV U”
    ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

    Its not allowed to have Inter”size” Marriages in our community.
    Please forget about me !

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    Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
    you know the reason .. Why ?
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    Because they had only one swim suit!!!!!



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