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    Baccha Teacher Se- Aap Mujhe Bahut Sundar Lagti Hai, Me Aap Sa Saadi Karunga.
    Teacher Gusse Se- Mujhe Baccho Se Sakht Nafrat Hai.
    Baggha- Me Koshish Karunga Ki Baccha Na Ho.



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    mast hai yarr...

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    Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
    A: Because his pecker is on his head!

    Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
    A. Cover me im going in!

    Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
    A. It's arse!

    Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
    A. They both have the ability to misfire.

    Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
    A. Because their plugged into a genius!

    Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
    A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

    Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
    A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

    Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
    A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

    Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    A. Mega-saur-ass

    Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
    A. 3 Stone !



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