Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai.... Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole
2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai.... Bhagwan Phir Kuch Nahi bole
3rd : Main sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... ......

Bhagwan Bole :Bus......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..?
Andar aa ja.........