Thread: Some jokes for the ladies
Some jokes for the ladies
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time
Q. What do men & sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men & government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Hey wonderful jokes bit adultery but good ones while reading with friends and colleagues, fun for some times Keep sending some more jokes yar!!