Thread: What If You Could Live Your Life Backward?
What If You Could Live Your Life Backward?
You start out dead, so you get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Eventually, you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date and party.
You become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby, and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, until finally ... you leave this world as an orgasm.
Yes! Yes! Yes!