Tali Ram's Son returns home to his father, very proud and says,
Papa, today we had to count at school, and all other students could only count to five but I could count to ten.'
Yes, my son. That is because you are a Hindu,' says the father.

The next day Tali Ram's son returns again.
Papa, today we had to recite the alphabet, all other kids could reach only up to F but I could reach K.'
Yes, my son. That is because you are a Hindu,' replies the father.

The next day the son returns and says,
Today we had sports class. I could run much faster than all the other kids in my class.
Is that because i am a Hindu?'
Whereupon the father replies, `No, my son. That is because you are already 25 years


Mallika Sharaawat arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!


Ek Hindu ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.

Par
Aap kon bol rhe hain?”





1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay.
2nd charsi:
shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.


During a Domestic Quarrel Hindu ji hid himself under a bed.
At last his wife found him out. She asked him to come out.
He replied: "I am not afraid of you.
After all I am a man. If I say I won't come out, I won't.


Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"


Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.
One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.


Principal - batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha.
Boy - Ghabrakar, Sir! such keh raha hoon maine nahi toda.
Principal - Master Sahab! aap kya padha rahe hain bachon ko.
Master - Sir! ye theek kah raha hai,isne dhanush nahi toda.
Ye to kal school hi nahi aaya tha.


Osama to Amitabh: How are you??
Amitabh: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi Gum
Aur aap??
Osama: Bas kabhi Gola kabhi Bum.


Vidai k baad bahu ky ghar aane pe saas ne kaha
"beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna"..
sham ko pati k aany par biwi boli,
Maa! bhaiya aa gaye...