Big-Time Brahmin goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "O fool! It is a thermos!"
Big-Time Brahmin is confused for a moment, then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk stares at the Brahmin for a while, then responds slowly, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
Big-Time Brahmin says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, Big-Time Brahmin walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss sees him and asks, "What is in your thermos?"
Big-Time Brahmin responds, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Q: What did Big-Time Brahmin do after making photocopies?
A: He compared them with the original for spelling mistakes.>>>>
1. A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. The thing is, argued the frustrated Christian, you have to be born again! But I have been born again! insisted the Hindu. And again and again and again …
2. A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from Tali Ram
by threatening to kidnap his wife.
They send a note to him which reads : "Sale Hindu, Pay us Rs. 20,000
or your wife will be kidnapped."
The robbers get the note returned with the Tali Rams' response:
"I won't pay you Rs. 20,000 but I am interested in your second proposal."
A Hindu Takes his wife to Shiv temple
wife: I have to come to this temple to satisfy myself seeing the huge lingam.. hope u also get the same size
Husband: I don't think mine will be as that big but your's is has big has Parvati's
Q: What Did The Hindu girl’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing… Coz They Never Met…
Q: what is the full form of HINDU?
A: Hitler In New Donkey Uniform.