|
You are not logged in.
|
|
Register
at SukhDukh.com and join the most happening discussion
forum. Share your joys and sorrows, express your views and opinions, ask
your queries, raise your doubts and be a part of the extended e-family. |
एक बार की बात है की एक घना पतला छोर्रा डॉक्टर के पास गया और बोला जी मेरा इलाज कर दो!
डॉक्टर ने कहा," हम यहाँ इलाज़ करने के लिए ही बैठे हैं और के यहाँ दाड़ी बनावा सा, बता के बीमारी है?"
छोरे ने कहा,"जी मेरी टांग मैं बीमारी सं !
डॉक्टर बोल्या," देखा आपनी टांग"
उस पतली छोरे ने कहा," जी आप हंस पडोगे मेरी टांग देखते ही!"
डॉक्टर बोल्या ," कोन्या हसूँ !" और जे हान्स पड़ा तो आधी फीस माफ़!
छोरे ने आपनी टांग दिखाई, और डॉक्टर उसकी पतली पतली हॉकी जैसी टांग देख के हान्स पडा और बोल्या तेरी आधी फीस माफ़ हो गयी , अच्छा बता के बीमारी सं ?"
छोरा बोल्या जी बीमारी सुनोगे और आप फेर हंसोगे - डॉक्टर बोल्या अगर मैं तेरी बीमारी सुन के हान्स पड़ा तो पूरी फीस माफ !
छोरा बोल्या - जी ये टांग सूज रही हैं !!
Offline
TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......
AGAIN A BIG JOKE 
Offline
Shivji aur parvatiji computer kyon nahi seekh paye....??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
..
..
...
..
..
..
..
..
kyonki
...
..
..
..
..
...
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
ganeshji mouse leke bhag jate the.....
how do u make a cocacola frm water in ur house........
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
/
/////
u put the water in a bottle.............
u put in the fridge..........
wht u get is pani which is "THANDA"
nd THANDA matlab.........
u're samrt guys..........
hippopotomus jhooth kyun nahin bolte?????
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
bcoz "hips dont lie"...shakira..
An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.
Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA
jailer kaidi se- kal tumhe subah 5 baje faansi di jaayegi.
kaidi starts laughing................
why????????????
he says- main to roj subah 8 baje so ke uthta hoon.
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?
think......
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
socho socho
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
............
.............
.............
.............
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
wats d volume of d person who has lost his memory???
sochoo
thnk!!!
pie r square h!!!!!
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
coz he keeps on sayin MAIN CONE HOON!!!!!!!!!
why did ramu throw butter from the window???
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Ans : he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!
Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
Offline
Very nice nd i liked d 1st nd 2nd one...
Offline
Hi Sweety , Extra ordinarily interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!1 
Offline
Good post Sweety
Offline
Offline
Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kehata tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai
Offline
@ Rajeev - 
Offline
gud CnP job..... 
but gud for laughing..
Offline
How are you Ravi?
Offline
@ Ruhita - You asked from Ravi ? Is Anything Special ??? 
Offline
hi Ruhena.........since yesterday I was gud but now not feeling well...
I think I had fever..but anyway thanx for being caring.....! n sorry for late conversation..
U tell..how's ur life..?
Offline
> rssb wrote:
> gud CnP job.....
but gud for laughing..
abey NAKAL K LIE AKALA KI JARURAT HOTI HAI ATLEST HUMARE PASS WO TO HAI TUMHARE PASS TO WO B NAHI 
Offline
thanx....?? sweetu
Offline
Sweety - 
Offline
> saurabhwebxprt wrote:
> Sweety -
whats dis??
Offline
@ Sweety - matlab ki Ravi ko kuch aur achha Answer diya hota..........Ye wala kafi purana ho gaya hai, jise Read kr k Neend aa rahi thi.......
Offline
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo saurabh
Offline
Sweety -
Ek hi kafi hai...........
Offline
Recent Posts in Miscellaneous |
Most Popular Posts at Sukh Dukh |
|
Sukh-Dukh Chaupal
| Miscellaneous |
Gadgets | Cars
& Bikes | Food & Drinks | Beauty
& Fashion | Health
& Fitness | Weddings | Love
& Relationship
| Home Decoration
| Just Women | Hotels
in India | India
Travel | Travelling
Abroad | Baby Care | Toddlers
& Kids | Parenting
Teenager | Mom
& Dad | Jobs
& Career | Education
in India | Higher
Education | Study
Abroad | NRI's
World | Homeland | Hollywood | Bollywood | Books
| Music
| Sports
| Jokes
& Humour
| Bangalore Forum
| Chennai Forum
| Delhi Forum
| Hyderabad Forum
| Kolkata Forum
| Mumbai Forum |
|
©2006-08
SukhDukh.com. All rights
reserved. |
