This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N (WOes the MEN)

                                                                                                If U kiss her,U r not a gentleman
If U don't,U r not a man

If U praise her,she thinks U r lying
If U don't,U r gud for nothing

If U agree to all her likes,she is abusing
If U don't,U r not understanding

If U make romance,U r an 'experienced man'
If U don't U r half a man

If U visit her too often,she thinks it is boring
If U don't,she accuses U of double crossing

If U r well dressed,she says U r a playboy
If U don't,U r a dull boy

If U r jealous,she says it's bad
If U don't ,she thinks U do not love her

If U attempt a romance,she says U didn't respect her
If U don't,she thinks U do not like her

If U fail to help her in crossing the street,U lack ethics
If U do,she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If U are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,she says dat's a girl's way

If U visit another,she accuses U of being a heel
If she is visited by another,'oh it's natural,we r girls'

If U kiss her once in a while,she professes U r cold
If U kiss her too many,she yells that U r taking advantage

If U stare at other,she accuses U of flirting
If she is stared by others,she says dat they r just admiring

If U talk,she wants U to listen
If U listen,she wants U to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"