This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N

AMD89 · #1 06-11-2009 23:48:51

This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N (WOes the MEN)

If U kiss her,U r not a gentleman
If U don't,U r not a man

If U praise her,she thinks U r lying
If U don't,U r gud for nothing

If U agree to all her likes,she is abusing
If U don't,U r not understanding

If U make romance,U r an 'experienced man'
If U don't U r half a man

If U visit her too often,she thinks it is boring
If U don't,she accuses U of double crossing

If U r well dressed,she says U r a playboy
If U don't,U r a dull boy

If U r jealous,she says it's bad
If U don't ,she thinks U do not love her

If U attempt a romance,she says U didn't respect her
If U don't,she thinks U do not like her

If U fail to help her in crossing the street,U lack ethics
If U do,she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If U are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,she says dat's a girl's way

If U visit another,she accuses U of being a heel
If she is visited by another,'oh it's natural,we r girls'

If U kiss her once in a while,she professes U r cold
If U kiss her too many,she yells that U r taking advantage

If U stare at other,she accuses U of flirting
If she is stared by others,she says dat they r just admiring

If U talk,she wants U to listen
If U listen,she wants U to talk

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"

saurabhwebxprt · #2 07-11-2009 00:46:31

thumbs_up

AMD89 · #3 07-11-2009 02:00:48

smile

AMD89 · #4 23-11-2009 22:50:37

Saurabh - Bhai lagta hai maine kuch zyada hi sach bol diya... 50_50

SwetaS · #5 24-11-2009 04:16:55

Bahot hi zyada exact sach...

Nitesh se poocho uski bhi yahi halat hai....

saurabhwebxprt · #6 24-11-2009 04:38:16

he he he...................

AMD89 · #7 25-11-2009 23:39:07

Sweta - hehe... That's why m proud to be single

Saurabh - Kyun bhai sahi bola na..

Nitesh - Sorry yaar ab tumhe koi nahi bacha saktha,, may be saurabh can help... wink_smile

SwetaS · #8 25-11-2009 23:47:18

Ahmad-- Nitesh 3 saal se chilla raha hai Bachao Bacho isliye ab uska gala baith gaya hai.... tongue_smile

AMD89 · #9 25-11-2009 23:58:44

Sweta - Mujhe dukh hai ke wo apni jawani waste kar raha hai ( jus kiddin )

AMD89 · #10 15-12-2009 01:14:25

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says

“I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.”

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!”

“Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replies, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”

saurabhwebxprt · #11 15-12-2009 01:20:43

he he he.................

Ruhita · #12 15-12-2009 01:25:26

Ahmed , only Alex Halley can understand your sorrow. wink_smile

saurabhwebxprt · #13 15-12-2009 01:49:36

@ Ruhita - Alex Halley...............who is this ??

Ruhita · #14 16-12-2009 10:55:24

> saurabhwebxprt wrote:

> @ Ruhita - Alex Halley...............who is this ??

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He is the writer of the book " The Roots" , based on Slaves , who were taken under iron chain to USA for slavery , there they grew up and started family . It was a TV serial here in BD .

Ruhita · #15 16-12-2009 10:57:31

And the Sukh Dukhof the slaves was so much real in the film that I almost started crying, I don't know the film maker . But only the writer's name .

saurabhwebxprt · #16 16-12-2009 23:12:53

> Ruhita wrote:

> And the Sukh Dukhof the slaves was so much real in the film that I almost started crying, I don't know the film maker . But only the writer's name .

confused_smile

Ruhita · #17 17-12-2009 00:18:42

> saurabhwebxprt wrote:

> > Ruhita wrote:

> And the Sukh Dukhof the slaves was so much real in the film that I almost started crying, I don't know the film maker . But only the writer's name .

confused_smile

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Why are you sad Saurabh? you said youwill not marry ??? have changed your mind??

Ruhita · #18 17-12-2009 00:20:11

Saurabh please go to the Music forum and please try to answer my question .

rssb · #19 17-12-2009 00:24:27

hi ruhena....

how r u...n life....?

sorry, couldnt make any contact due to hectic schedule during past days....

Ruhita · #20 17-12-2009 00:34:42

> rssb wrote:

> hi ruhena....

how r u...n life....?

sorry, couldnt make any contact due to hectic schedule during past days....

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Hi Ravi , I know youwre busy outside , and what a strange forum to meet !!!!! I don't visit GST for language prob . But how is your life? No contact for a long time . Hope everything is fine .

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