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Forum: Jokes & Humour

Spread happiness and laughter all around and indulge in some healthy humor. Share jokes or some real life humorous incidents. (Clean jokes only)

  1. Don

    Don ka intezaar to 11 mulkon ki college ki larkiyan kar rahi hain Par Don ka college jana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai ...... Kyunki..... ...

    Started by shayree, 05-20-2010 05:11 PM
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  2. Banta fell in love

    Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit...

    Started by shweta, 05-26-2010 10:34 PM
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  3. sare pj ka baap!!!!

    Ram ne Sita se shaadi ki, Ravan ne Sita ka apaharan kiya, Hanuman ne Sita ko bachaya, To ab batao, vastav mein hero kaun hai ? . . . ....

    Started by shweta, 05-26-2010 10:36 PM
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  4. Imagine

    Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

    Started by shweta, 05-26-2010 10:33 PM
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  5. Few Jokes .................

    A couple were having a candlelight dinner. She says, "Pass the wine ur divine!" He thinks "how poetic" and says "pass the roti you moti!" ...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-24-2010 03:16 PM
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  6. Girls are complex creatures ;-)

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-26-2010 10:25 AM
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  7. Shayree Ki Shayree Part-3

    Toofaaano se panga lena magar humse nahi Toofaaano se panga lena magar humse nahi Kyunki jin toofano me logon ke ashiyane ud jaate hain Unhi...

    Started by shayree, 05-22-2010 05:45 PM
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  8. Few Sardar jokes .......................

    A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" Sardar declares: .... . . I...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-14-2010 04:00 PM
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  9. Parody

    Parody for the song- dil ke kharokhe me tukhko bithakar from the movie "brahmchari". Teene ke dabbe me tujhko bithakar Upar se plastic ka...

    Started by shayree, 05-20-2010 05:19 PM
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  10. The New "Wife" ;-)

    The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: "My dear family, I thank you for...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-19-2010 04:29 PM
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  11. Funny Television commercials!

    Hey guys, so what are the current funny television commercials that are going on? I will post a link to my current favorite ad, the MetLife aaja...

    Started by rututhakur4, 05-18-2010 05:27 PM
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  12. An ultimate joke !

    Sabse Himmat wala Admi kaun hai? - - - - - - - - -

    Started by AMD89, 05-16-2010 06:19 PM
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  13. Men's Logic ;-) ;-)

    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-18-2010 12:07 PM
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  14. Wo Nahi Aaye... :(

    Wo nahi aye 'wo' jinka muje intzar tha. . . Jinki yad me mein din rat jaagi . . . 'Unko' din rat yad kiya .. 'unki' tasveer hamesha...

    Started by preety123, 05-17-2010 10:18 PM
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  15. Presence of mind helps........!!!!

    In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 05-13-2010 02:00 PM
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  16. It's Not A Joke !

    Hi Friends, Don't you think Joke's related to Sadar's, santa or banta are racist, recently i got a mail stating Sardar's were actively...

    Started by AMD89, 05-16-2010 12:09 AM
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  17. male vs female at atm

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw...

    Started by khushangel, 05-05-2010 02:38 PM
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  18. Doctor doctor

    One day a girl came into a doctors cabin and shouted :Bastard! Doctor: Who's a bastard? Girl: My boyfriend Doctor: Why? Girl: He kissed me

    Started by shayree, 05-04-2010 06:13 PM
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  19. Old One But Nice One

    Ek Baar Kendra Sarkar Ne Sabhee Rajyo Ke Cm Kee Comptition Karayee Ke Ek Given Time Mein Kaun Kitna Dudh Nikal Sakta Hai, Sare Log Sure The...

    Started by anand007, 05-16-2010 05:00 PM
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  20. Pagal

    Doctor Pagal se : Tum pagal kaise hue Pagal : Maine ek vidhwa se sadee kee. Uskee jawan beti se mere baap ne sadee kar lee. Is tarah meri vo beti...

    Started by anand007, 05-15-2010 09:03 PM
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  21. Lalu ko lagi Gooooli

    After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was enough. So then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-14-2010 03:02 PM
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  22. Gabbbar...

    Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they. Sambha: Sardar Do, Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai. Gabber :...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-14-2010 03:15 PM
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  23. Classroom Vidhya

    Classroom Lecturer: The lecturer is taking the class seriously. One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room. The...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-14-2010 03:04 PM
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  24. Pre-Relationship Agreement

    Pre-Relationship Agreement The party of the first part (herein referred to as she/her) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the...

    Started by DescentAnsari, 05-12-2010 07:19 PM
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  25. Now That's What I Call.......Double Meaning.............!!!!!

    "Maangta hoon to deti nahi, jawab meri baat ka" "Deti hai to khada ho jata hai, rome rome jazbat ka" "Kehta hoon use aise na andar...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 05-12-2010 05:09 PM
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  26. Answer This !!!

    Its a seven letter word If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains same If we remove 2 letters from it , it remains same If we remove 3...

    Started by AMD89, 05-11-2010 03:46 PM
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  27. dumb and dumber

    After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying...

    Started by khushangel, 05-11-2010 02:59 PM
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  28. higher education related

    hi, this is vikash . i m a ba pass graduate . i had pcm in 12th and i got 80% marks in pcm. can i go fro mca?plz reply soon as i m preety confuse...

    Started by vikashshilpi25, 05-12-2010 02:39 AM
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  29. romantic lines

    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of...

    Started by khushangel, 05-10-2010 03:49 PM
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  30. shayree ki shayree part-2

    Kinare se pyaar tha ek leher ko Pr dulhan bankar mili wo saagar ko Aaj bhi kinare ka pyar us leher ko kheench laata hai Pr unki mohobbat...

    Started by shayree, 05-07-2010 11:21 AM
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  31. santa knows everybody

    Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his...

    Started by khushangel, 05-10-2010 04:14 PM
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  32. sardar bholas mom letter

    Pyaaaray Lal, I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the...

    Started by khushangel, 05-10-2010 05:02 PM
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  33. A to Z of a................KISSSS...!!!

    A for….. Angel Kiss This is a charming, calming kiss. Gently and ever so lightly kiss your partner either on the eye lid or right next to the...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 05-07-2010 02:50 PM
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  34. if columbus was married

    If Columbus was married, he might never have discovered the route to America. Because each time he would want to step out ... Where are you...

    Started by khushangel, 05-07-2010 04:26 PM
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  35. Advantages Of Being A Woman

    Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-08-2010 05:17 PM
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  36. :-)

    1) It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! ...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-07-2010 04:36 PM
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  37. mother advice for wedding

    Every Mom's advice to her son......... 1960's ............ ...Beta, Apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1970's...... . .... ........ .........

    Started by khushangel, 05-07-2010 04:22 PM
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  38. :-) :-) :-)

    1) Boy: I am not rich like Kumar; I don't even have a big car like Kumar. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-07-2010 05:01 PM
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  39. Handle this deadly PJ's

    1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active...

    Started by AMD89, 05-05-2010 11:48 PM
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  40. billgates and god

    If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might find himself being sized up by God. "...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm...

    Started by khushangel, 05-06-2010 03:37 PM
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  41. Chinti hathi jokes

    hi, almost all of us have heard numerous chinti hathi jokes.so tell us ur chinti hathi joke. one from me An elephant was discharged from an...

    Started by khushangel, 04-23-2010 11:30 AM
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  42. management lessons

    Lesson Number 1 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do...

    Started by khushangel, 05-06-2010 03:27 PM
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  43. Woman's diary vs Man's diary

    HER DIARY Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends...

    Started by Aesthete, 04-20-2010 03:36 PM
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  44. A complex love story!

    Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother . Here, heroine’s...

    Started by khushangel, 05-06-2010 09:43 AM
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  45. be strong dont worry honey

    A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds...

    Started by khushangel, 05-05-2010 02:50 PM
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  46. mba vs be student

    A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says ...

    Started by khushangel, 05-05-2010 02:44 PM
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  47. hahahahahah

    एक सुबह बॉस अपने नियत समय से पहले ही ऑफिस पहुंच गए तो पाया कि मैनेजर उनकी सेक्रेटरी का चुम्बन ले रहा है। बॉस ने उसे डांटते हुए कहा - क्या मैं...

    Started by deepak_a8, 05-05-2010 08:05 PM
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  48. sardarjis are not dumb

    Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Patiyala to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game....

    Started by khushangel, 05-05-2010 02:59 PM
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  49. Manager

    A Good lesson:- When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole...

    Started by Aesthete, 03-21-2010 06:25 PM
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  50. world's thinnest book

    World"s Thinnest Book is published titled "WHAT A WOMEN WANTS" it has only one page and one word EVERYTHING

    Started by dishasaksena, 05-05-2010 01:44 PM
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  51. A Mature Lady

    A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman:...

    Started by cucko0o, 05-05-2010 12:26 PM
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  52. A Foriengner

    A FORIENGNER had a very spicy indian food last nite Next morning he comes out of toilet n says NOW I KNOW Y INDIANS USE WATER?? TISSUE can...

    Started by Aesthete, 04-09-2010 03:05 PM
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  53. Puzzle - 4

    Using the numbers 1,7,7,7 and 7 (single "1" and four "7"s) create the number 100. You can use the usual mathematical operations +, -, x, ÷ and...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-02-2010 03:48 PM
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  54. kids jokes.....

    A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period,...

    Started by Sweety117, 11-14-2008 04:11 PM
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  55. Some Religious Joke.... Hey pals.. Dont get bolied.. Enjoy it

    Hi Palz. Here is some religios joke.. Don get boiled... feel free t oshare your joke. ****************************************************** A...

    Started by cucko0o, 04-27-2010 12:06 PM
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  56. Caring Wife

    When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily...

    Started by cucko0o, 04-30-2010 03:48 PM
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  57. Puzzle

    There are 7 Girls in the bus............... Each girl has 7 bags.......... Each bag has 7 Big cats.......... Each cat has 7 small...

    Started by ravi1in, 04-29-2010 06:32 PM
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  58. Funny Slogans

    1. Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. 2. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't...

    Started by AMD89, 05-01-2010 07:07 PM
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  59. A New Puzzle

    there are 23 prisoners brought to the jail. The Jailer was a maniac. he proposed a condition to set them free. he took them to a cell and showed two...

    Started by sachin31, 05-02-2010 04:53 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  60. Puzzle - 3

    Below is an equation that isn't correct yet. By adding a number of plus signs and minus signs between the digits on the left side (without changes...

    Started by ravi1in, 05-01-2010 07:07 PM
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  61. Little Johnny :P

    Little Johnny asked his teacher : ma'm can little girls have babies? "No", said the teacher , "ofcourse not" Little johnny yelling at his...

    Started by Sameer10, 04-27-2010 02:42 AM
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  62. Puzzle - 2

    A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his Code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were: ...

    Started by ravi1in, 04-30-2010 09:29 AM
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  63. Rajanikanth...

    Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. ...

    Started by Aesthete, 04-26-2010 02:23 PM
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  64. Application Invited.....

    Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female...

    Started by cucko0o, 05-01-2010 10:31 AM
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  65. Difference between North Indian and South Indian wives

    Wives from North: 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a...

    Started by cucko0o, 04-27-2010 01:12 PM
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  66. Phanny Shayari....!!!

    Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... ...

    Started by AMD89, 04-16-2010 07:41 PM
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  67. Be Positive......................ALWAYS.............. ........!!!!!!!!!

    A Lady Teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?' Boy answered, 'I'm too...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 04-28-2010 11:46 AM
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  68. The Art of Appraisal

    SORRY GUYS IT IS BIG..... :-S BUT INTERESTING............ :-P ----------------- Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and...

    Started by Aesthete, 04-26-2010 06:07 PM
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  69. mutual divorce

    my wife and we both r married from last 13 years we have 1 girl child of 7 years. It is a love marriage now we r always fighting about some reason....

    Started by ravindrab, 12-12-2009 01:54 PM
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  70. Dont Miss.... !!!!

    Bihar Ka Driving Licensewa... DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROMWA ---------------- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason...

    Started by AMD89, 03-21-2010 11:14 AM
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  71. When your son is working in an IT company

    Charan (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela? Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to...

    Started by sachin31, 04-21-2010 10:26 AM
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  72. Business is Business

    A young Gujju boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to...

    Started by Aesthete, 04-23-2010 02:17 PM
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  73. the kabutar

    You might have heard this one but still... Ek din Mr. kabutar ek truck se takrakar gir gaya... girthe hi woh behosh ho gaya! woh nek truck wala...

    Started by veettamma, 04-19-2010 01:52 PM
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  74. Funniest Letters...!!!

    This is a collection of leave applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for...

    Started by AMD89, 04-17-2010 12:44 AM
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  75. Sleeping disorder . . . . .

    Husband to wife:- dear i know you loves me a lot..but i think u have some sleeping disorder..last night somehow i woke up at 2am and u were shouting...

    Started by preety123, 04-14-2010 11:07 PM
    • Replies: 5
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  76. Before and After . .

    Before wedding,,:- boy:i was waiting for this.. Girl:do u want me to leave u? Boy :NO. I can't even think of it.. girl:do u love me?

    Started by preety123, 04-12-2010 10:10 PM
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  77. Child Surname in U.P.

    U.P. me bachche ke surname........ Bachcha agar ek baap ka ho to - Eknath 2ka - Duby 3ka - Tiwari 4ka - Chaturvedi

    Started by savita singh, 03-29-2010 03:53 PM
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  78. Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

    Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

    Started by final, 04-09-2010 04:50 PM
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  79. Vidya Balan and Brad Pitt

    Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married. After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .....why?? because her name becomes Vidya Pitt...

    Started by final, 04-09-2010 04:42 PM
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  80. Praful aur Hansa.......!!!!!!

    Hansa: Parful.... Automatically matlab?????? Praful: "Automatically" hansaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! (hansa shakes her head in full flourish) Praful:...

    Started by AMD89, 04-10-2010 06:37 PM
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  81. Ek Bechara Murgi palak...

    Ek murgipalak Murgiyon aur unke ando se apni rozi roti kamata aur apne parivaar ka palan poshan karta... Uski mehnat ke dam pe Ek baar uski...

    Started by SwetaS, 11-24-2009 02:32 PM
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  82. Police And The Drunkard

    Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.. Cop: Who'll lecture at...

    Started by final, 04-09-2010 04:47 PM
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  83. The Monkeys And the Share market Theory- very Interesting

    You must have read or heard about this story.. Still wanted to share it with you all.. This is a story of Merchant and the Monkeys.. No no.. not...

    Started by aruhisaxena, 03-23-2010 08:10 PM
    • Replies: 7
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  84. Sarcastic but Humorous Oneliners

    >Guests always bring happiness, If not by coming at least y going! >GHOST- Abbreviation for good host :-P! >Calamities are of two types;...

    Started by apoorva93, 04-08-2010 11:10 AM
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  85. funny jokes

    Santa - Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...? Banta- Farmer.! Santa- kyu.? Banta - Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai. ...

    Started by savita singh, 03-25-2010 03:03 PM
    • Replies: 4
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  86. True Lines

    Love is not what you see Not what you think Not what you hear Not what you acheive it's all that you feel in yourself You are in love when you...

    Started by AMD89, 03-26-2010 03:42 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  87. Kripya dhyan de

    Bhagwan ne tujhe _________ to _________par aisa _________ ki tere _________ me _________ nahi _________ ! ...

    Started by RAAJ(22), 03-22-2010 08:38 AM
    • Replies: 4
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  88. Dekho Hans Na Dena!

    Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A good doctor.. Sardar: My mobile...

    Started by AMD89, 11-07-2009 11:22 AM
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  89. ek ehsas

    Hoto se chhua usako ehsas abtak hai. Ankhe nam aur sanso me aag ab tak hai. Waqt gujar gaya par usaki yaad abtak hai. v v v v v v v

    Started by RAAJ(22), 03-18-2010 08:39 PM
    • Replies: 4
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  90. Save The Girl Child!!!!!

    India me 1411 Tigers hain. But ratio of boys and girls is 1000:824. Please SAVE GIRLS. Tiger bacha ke kya karoge. Sherni to patne se rahi.

    Started by rahool, 03-19-2010 11:31 AM
    • Replies: 3
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  91. Good pickup lines

    How do you approach women -you don't know- in bars? What pickup lines are good? I used "Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all...

    Started by Jorio001, 03-16-2010 08:45 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  92. loooooo.... dont laugh.!!!!!!!!

    Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to...

    Started by AMD89, 03-16-2010 02:29 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  93. God & Devil

    God said: “I cannot b everywhere so I created MOTHER.” Devil replied: “Even I cannot b everywhere so I created MOTHER IN LAW”.

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 05-19-2009 12:24 PM
    • Replies: 18
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  94. Telephone Bill

    The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast... Dad: People...

    Started by Aesthete, 03-11-2010 10:59 PM
    • Replies: 10
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  95. Hey Ruhena, where are You, dis one for you.... :)

    Joy Bose was going by train from Delhi to Howrah. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. When the train...

    Started by AMD89, 03-13-2010 11:36 AM
    • Replies: 0
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  96. Funny Himesh Video

    http://lol-land.in/posts/view/100

    Started by foucault, 03-11-2010 08:50 PM
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  97. Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

    It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St....

    Started by Fidodido, 03-10-2010 09:44 AM
    • Replies: 2
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  98. Artificial Insemination

    During a moment of brilliance, and a man buys several sheep in hopes of breeding them for wool. He figured it'd be an excellent way to make some...

    Started by Fidodido, 03-10-2010 09:51 AM
    • Replies: 3
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  99. Pappu Kaise Pass Ho Gaya>>>?????

    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 08-29-2009 11:53 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,639
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  100. My wife in DTC Bus

    My wife narrated this one. And even though I thought it was very funny, I had to cluck my tongue and say "how dare he...?" Well, she and few of...

    Started by gelatin, 09-16-2006 03:11 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  101. SMS's in ma cell-3

    1. "What is BUSINESS? Dad : I want U 2 marry a girl of my choice Son: No! Dad: Girl is Bill Gates' daughter Son:Then ok!

    Started by AMD89, 03-08-2010 01:46 PM
    • Replies: 0
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  102. Nice Joke

    Santa Singh & Banta Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to Banta. “There’s...

    Started by maruthig.2010, 01-19-2010 05:46 PM
    • Replies: 10
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  103. shayree ki shayree

    1. Chai ke cup se uthte dhuen me ap jaise doston ki tasveer nazar aati hai wah, wah Chai ke cup se uthte dhuen me ap jaise doston ki tasveer...

    Started by shayree, 03-03-2010 06:40 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,349
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  104. Nirma

    Washing powder nirma Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi Nirma se aayi Rangin kapra bhi khil khil jaye

    Started by shayree, 03-02-2010 01:28 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,039
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  105. Women, the best firewall in the world ( I just ♥ the web )

    1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. 2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. 3. One ml of semen contains 100 million...

    Started by sachin31, 02-27-2010 05:11 PM
    • Replies: 10
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  106. Gather All resources before working on any project..

    A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the...

    Started by SwetaS, 02-25-2010 12:28 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 868
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  107. The Cow...

    You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is atrue essay written by a candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations. ...

    Started by AMD89, 02-23-2010 11:04 PM
    • Replies: 7
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  108. LADKIYON KI KAHANI: Romantic SMS

    If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai” If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai” If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 02-24-2010 07:11 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  109. santa banta jokes

    santa petrol pump pr- bhai ek Rs. ka petrol daal do Petrol pump wala- bhai itna petrol dalwa ke kahan jana hai? santa- jana kahin nahi, hum to aise...

    Started by shayree, 02-22-2010 06:46 PM
    • Replies: 4
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  110. Marriage Joke

    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are...

    Started by nilakshi, 10-16-2006 02:46 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  111. Ajeeb Shayari !!

    साँप ने पिया बकरी का खून ... वाह ! वाह ! .. साँप ने पिया बकरी का खून ... गुड Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! तेरे प्यार में पागल...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 10-08-2009 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 8
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  112. Motherly treatment !!!!!!!!!!

    When wife treats you like your mother ... He didn't like the curry And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like...

    Started by AMD89, 02-19-2010 10:43 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  113. Tintumon: Go Slow, Not School but Cool Zone...

    Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated Tintumon: Dosa Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father...

    Started by SwetaS, 02-19-2010 10:51 AM
    • Replies: 8
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  114. Mail from a frustrated victim(LIKE ME) of chain mails ...

    I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009...

    Started by AMD89, 02-11-2010 04:52 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  115. Saurabh, This one for you...

    Woh listen listen likhti rahi Main lesson lesson prhta raha Woh dream dream likhti rahi Main drum drum prhta raha Woh call me call me...

    Started by AMD89, 02-11-2010 04:08 PM
    • Replies: 6
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  116. Anger Management

    When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...

    Started by SwetaS, 12-24-2009 03:25 PM
    • Replies: 8
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  117. What's in a name

    This is an excerpt from an Article titled Drinker’s Dictionary by Khushwant singh.. Here he talks about sir names in Northern India in a lighter...

    Started by rada77, 01-05-2010 04:30 PM
    • Replies: 6
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  118. shayari

    Kyon door ho kar bhi Koi dil ke paas rehta hai. Dil ke paas...

    Started by prsakela, 01-09-2010 03:50 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  119. SMS's in ma Cell-2

    1. There r 2085347652753 Coconut trees in india.. My questn is...... Y does'nt atleast 1 coconut fall on ur head 4 not messaging me !!!?? ...

    Started by AMD89, 02-03-2010 08:14 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,092
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  120. joke of the day

    I m not scared of proposing a GIRL…, but i m scared about, what would happen if she agrees…???”.......

    Started by dj007, 01-09-2010 02:44 PM
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  121. joke of the night

    1- train me do aurte ladte hue. Pahli aurat-mujhe thand lag rahi hai khidki band kar do. Dusari aurat-mujhe garmi lag rahi hai khidki khol do....

    Started by RAAJ(22), 01-22-2010 04:17 AM
    • Replies: 5
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  122. Read Till End

    An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:- Read till end :) 1) Clearly...

    Started by maruthig.2010, 01-20-2010 02:38 PM
    • Replies: 4
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  123. Corporate love letter.

    Dearest Ms. _____, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25th of December 2008. With reference to the...

    Started by dj007, 01-09-2010 02:57 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  124. Z Y X

    1- Nari Ke Chakkar Me Bhoolo Mat Yari.jab Lat Maregi Nari To Yaad Yayegi Yari.bat Mano Hamari Ban Jao Brahmchai. Ye Jankari Jan Hit Me Jari. 2-...

    Started by RAAJ(22), 01-12-2010 10:42 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 993
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  125. Joke of the Day

    A Sardar went to a bank to open SB A/c, after seeing the form he had go to Delhi and filling up. You know why? FORM says - "FILL UP IN CAPITAL"...

    Started by rajnesh, 01-07-2010 10:40 AM
    • Replies: 4
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  126. Here to Laugh !!

    1. Whats the heights of High Security? A person being held at the airport due to the metal detector since he applied the NEW NIVEA SILVER...

    Started by AMD89, 12-15-2009 12:42 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  127. My New Year's Resolutions - For A :lol: Life

    Hi friends! I'm making these resolutions for the new year 2010. So that I can live a better life. # Just for today, I will not sit in my living...

    Started by rahool, 12-31-2009 11:57 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  128. Arz Kiya Hai !(Plz must read)

    1. Door se dekha to pathar dikhta tha! Wah Wah Door se dekha to pathar dikhta tha Pass ja kar dekha to sachmuch pathar tha......... ...

    Started by mithunchawla, 11-25-2009 04:16 PM
    • Replies: 10
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  129. Christmas Fuhare!!!!

    Saint Nicholas is the main Clause. His wife is a relative Clause. His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause....

    Started by rahool, 12-25-2009 01:48 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  130. Murphy’s laws

    Murphy’s laws are the laws which apply to each one of us, these are the facts we encounter in our daily life but we do not notice. Just read the...

    Started by AMD89, 11-24-2009 10:47 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,330
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  131. Honest HR Question Replies...

    Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:31 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,270
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  132. Drunkard Phone Call

    A drunkar rings to a Brandy Shop Owner DRUNKARD: "Hello Hello!, Is it bbbrandy shop ownner?" OWNER: "yes sir, hic its me, who're you?" DRUNKARD:...

    Started by rameshraju, 09-09-2009 02:21 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,337
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  133. kids pressing to be a guest

    Hi It is about my sisters 3 years old kid. If any guests to our home takes some chokolates for him he will be loving to them and he use to ask...

    Started by vahid, 09-16-2009 01:13 PM
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,665
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  134. Jokes

    Jokes : http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/SmileOnce Andhra News : http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/LocalNews-Andhra...

    Started by subbaraogaru, 10-26-2009 01:20 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,183
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  135. Ek Bewaffa ke liye

    kya dukh hai samandar ko bta bhi nhi sakta, Ansu ki tarah ankh tak aa bhi nhi sakta.... koi chod de to isme khata meri kya, har shaks mera sath...

    Started by kpil, 06-27-2008 01:21 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,798
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  136. Funny Grave Epitaphs

    Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

    Started by rahool, 10-14-2009 06:33 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,535
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  137. Stomach Ache

    A doctor is travelling in a packed bus Suddenly a man starts crying owing to stomach ache Man realizes that the man who sat beside him is a doctor...

    Started by rameshraju, 09-15-2009 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,918
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  138. Funny Messages on Notice/Sign Boards

    Funny messages on sign boards........ In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday Please bring it back or further steps...

    Started by rahool, 09-16-2009 06:43 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,846
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  139. Man's Regret

    1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else. The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband. N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id 2....

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:23 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,035
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  140. Beautiful Shayari collection

    Dear friends, I come across a site where you will get all types of shayari at one place includes funny shayari, romantic...

    Started by devdharma, 09-22-2009 12:27 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,508
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  141. Head Ache Joke

    A couple of pals speaking to each other Friend 1: Hey pal, I'm suffering from Head ache... Friend 2: Head Ache? It shouldn't occur...

    Started by rameshraju, 09-10-2009 04:22 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,421
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  142. Hindi Movies in Computer Language

    Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke Programmer no 1 Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

    Started by hotcake, 11-07-2006 05:50 PM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 5,372
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  143. A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom.....GOOD JOKE...

    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an...

    Started by azharmaulavi, 08-29-2009 11:50 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 6,944
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  144. Newton committed suicide.......

    Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide….. Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 11:58 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,692
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  145. Appraisal letter : with encryption

    Dear Manager (HR), Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently,...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:43 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,671
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  146. Marvel that is an Engineer - The Great

    Marvel that is an Engineer - Practical Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:27 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 961
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  147. Appraisal & resignation

    A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee:...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:17 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 4,419
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  148. Interesting chat

    Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's) Hero :...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 01:12 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 983
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  149. German vs Italian

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border... The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's a illegala to putta 5...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 12:37 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,331
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  150. Marriage Dillemas

    Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did...

    Started by animac_na, 09-10-2009 12:31 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 982
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