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Forum: Jokes & Humour

Spread happiness and laughter all around and indulge in some healthy humor. Share jokes or some real life humorous incidents. (Clean jokes only)

  1. Humorous Video Greetings

    Why is humour so important in every aspect of someone's life? I asked myself this question very recently, and I have noticed that I am closer to men...

    Started by ifeelclub, 08-31-2009 06:44 PM
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  2. Only Nandan Nilekani can do it.....Fully integrated ID card system..

    This is real cool. When we all have the UID card this could be one such conversation.. Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have...

    Started by Damsel, 08-06-2009 12:39 PM
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  3. Telephone Jokes

    Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to his hometown after graduation because he...

    Started by itschahat, 11-13-2006 04:56 PM
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  4. Banta To Bill Gates

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is...

    Started by sc81, 09-03-2009 02:11 PM
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  5. Benefit of Smoking

    Hamare pados me ek senior citizen rahne aaye! Kafi khushmijaj aur jawandil lagte the !! Ek din maine unse poochha - Aap age k hisab se kafi jawan...

    Started by rajnesh, 11-29-2008 04:22 PM
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  6. Santa Banta and Horse...

    Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each. They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked...

    Started by rajeev7895, 09-01-2009 02:55 PM
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  7. Clean Short Jokes

    Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was...

    Started by Damsel, 08-12-2009 11:57 AM
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  8. Luv & Exam

    The true fact b/t Luv & Exam............. Luv: Lots of thoughts in Mind, But no Guts to Express !!!! Exam: Lots of Guts to Express, But no...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 07-03-2009 05:17 PM
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  9. Misc. JOKES... NJOY.....

    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2....

    Started by rajeev7895, 08-04-2009 06:42 PM
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  10. Gay Jokes

    There was a criminal that had just escaped from the prison he had been held at he had been there for 15 years. As soon as he got out he went to go...

    Started by rajesh, 08-06-2009 05:16 PM
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  11. Husband & Wife jokes

    Wife hit husband with the frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. ...

    Started by Rakhee, 08-03-2009 02:02 PM
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  12. Al-qaida

    Man to a Baba G:"mein America jana chahata hoon magar kaam nahi banta,koi wazeefa batayay" Baba G:"subha sooraj nikalnay kay baad 300 baar...

    Started by nAdo khAn, 05-06-2009 11:10 AM
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  13. Cool Jokes

    Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during...

    Started by 76sukhi, 06-10-2008 12:24 PM
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  14. Can't Explain

    Can't Explain A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The...

    Started by elianna, 04-10-2009 09:40 PM
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  15. New Generation

    Miss ne Kg class k ek bachhe se kaha, 1 se 10 tak gino, main tumhe Kiss karungi....... Bachha bola, Agar main 1 se 100 tak ginunga to kya package...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 06-13-2009 01:12 PM
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  16. Winter Jokes

    The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter...

    Started by xessible, 11-04-2006 04:56 PM
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  17. Jokes About Girls

    this is so funny!!! i read it somewhre. Types Of GIRLS HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about...

    Started by hibiscus, 11-11-2006 06:07 PM
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  18. FAQ on India and Indians

    Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants....

    Started by Dibu, 11-02-2006 12:43 PM
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  19. Theatre Jokes

    The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?"...

    Started by itschahat, 11-14-2006 05:05 PM
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  20. Restaurant Jokes

    A guy goes into a diner and sits at the counter. He asks the waitress, "What's today's special?" The waitress says, "Chili, but the man sitting...

    Started by itschahat, 12-15-2006 02:49 PM
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  21. Intellectual Jokes

    There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist, and a rabbi. They are all fishing out in the lake when all of a sudden the Baptist has to go to...

    Started by itschahat, 12-18-2006 03:05 PM
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  22. Political Jokes

    Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his...

    Started by mandy, 10-25-2006 04:09 PM
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  23. Some More Santa-Banta Jokes

    Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark. Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters. What is...

    Started by pansingh, 07-31-2007 04:43 PM
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  24. animal jokes (choha & bander)

    Aik choha (rat) jungle choor kay jaa raha tha. Kafi preshan or confuse tha. Agay say bunder mila. bunder nay poocha Chohay bhai theek to...

    Started by amir pirzada, 09-17-2007 02:11 PM
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  25. teacher joke

    A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please...

    Started by vandana_Del, 10-24-2007 05:27 PM
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  26. Chemical Formula of Water

    Teacher to Ram : What is Chemical Formula of Water Ram : HIJKLMNO Teacher : What ?????? Ram : yesterday you had told chemical formula of...

    Started by ooops, 02-11-2008 05:07 PM
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  27. how many marriages

    Hi friends A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the...

    Started by david80, 05-04-2008 03:46 PM
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  28. Rooftop Bar!

    A guy walks into a bar on the 18th floor of a 5-star hotel, and orders a tequila. The guy next to him (one in the blue suit) also orders one. They...

    Started by adi_20, 05-28-2009 01:48 PM
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  29. Funny Popular Sayings - part 1

    Men get spoiled by staying in, Women get spoiled by wandering out Delay decays Ambrosia into a Poison The house reveals the housewife A Cat's...

    Started by rameshraju, 05-07-2009 11:28 AM
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  30. Munna Bhai Jokes

    Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao. Patient: Tocuhes...

    Started by Sahil, 06-02-2007 12:46 PM
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  31. dare not to laugh...

    Bolu and his wife went for divorce . Judge : u have 3 kids. How will u divide them ?? Bolu thinks and says , " OK, we will come next year with one...

    Started by cuppycake, 12-31-2008 09:54 AM
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  32. Attitude conquers all

    i studied everything but never topped, but today the toppers of the best universities are my employees'' Bill Gates

    Started by sirtaj, 05-12-2009 09:25 PM
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  33. Woodey Allen Quotes

    When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen You can't control life. It...

    Started by vikas.rbs, 12-19-2008 02:34 PM
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  34. Doctor Jokes

    A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This...

    Started by vanish, 11-13-2006 01:49 PM
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  35. Valentine Special Jokes

    Husband slapping wife angry at the way in to celebrate the man who slaps him is he loves. But the wife gave her husband two slap root. ...

    Started by rajnesh, 02-14-2009 11:09 AM
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  36. Witty answers to smart questions

    Hey friends let’s just have fun asking some smart questions and getting some really witty answers for the same… To begin with…Tell me anything...

    Started by piyu.icycool, 07-23-2008 12:50 AM
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  37. Laughter the best medicine

    Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha: kaisa lag raha hai ji? Pati: jaise bhagwan shankarke galeme naag lipte ho…

    Started by Rakhee, 03-06-2009 12:27 PM
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  38. Kalyug Ka Maths

    -------------- KALYUG KA MATHS -------------- 01.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT . 02.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 03.) Sushmita...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-27-2009 05:25 PM
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  39. Adult Jokes

    Techr-do u knw value of period? Studnt-ha sir,1 bar meri pados ki didi ko nahi hua, sun k uski Ma behosh ho gai,Baap ko hrt atack hua aur mera bhai...

    Started by Bond007, 04-28-2009 01:22 PM
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  40. Husband Wife Jokes

    Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years...

    Started by duskndawn, 10-25-2006 03:50 PM
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  41. Jokes of the Day - Marriage Joke

    Mother: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Daughter: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mother: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka...

    Started by rajnesh, 03-31-2009 04:54 PM
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  42. Head Ache

    Two friends are talking to each other "I have horrible headache...." "Hey...you know what i did once when i had headache?" "what you did?" "I...

    Started by rameshraju, 03-14-2009 08:55 PM
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  43. Father Jokes

    Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little...

    Started by kamal, 11-13-2006 01:40 PM
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  44. Funny Doctor-Patient Jokes

    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news, which one would you prefer to hear it first Patient: Well, hit me the bad news first. Doctor:...

    Started by joykhuptong, 11-16-2007 12:52 PM
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  45. Girlfriend Jokes

    Mere dost kahte the ki "Jaan" bhi mango to "Jaan" Hazir hai Aaj wo girl friend to apni "Jaan" kahte hai Par ab unse unki "Jaan" mangta hoon to...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-17-2007 05:11 PM
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  46. Funny Exam Jokes

    1. General students - Answer ALL questions. 2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question. 3. SC - ONLY READ questions. AND. 4. ST - THANKS FOR...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-31-2008 10:43 AM
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  47. Funny Santa-Banta Jokes

    Hi Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford?

    Started by pawan, 07-30-2007 04:46 PM
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  48. Cute Jokes

    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night...

    Started by itschahat, 12-08-2006 03:42 PM
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  49. Best Blonde Jokes

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...

    Started by itschahat, 11-29-2006 05:16 PM
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  50. Sardar Jokes

    There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. ...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-31-2008 10:51 AM
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  51. Irritated Husband

    Mr. Rao, who is irritated by the outside works, sits on a sofa and reads a newspaper. His wife comes from the kitchen and asks: Darling...what curry...

    Started by rameshraju, 03-13-2009 12:00 PM
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  52. Exam Jokes

    At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 04-14-2009 03:39 PM
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  53. Who's the boss?????

    Who's the boss? A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his village....

    Started by Sweety117, 11-17-2008 11:44 AM
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  54. Computer Jokes

    RJNS once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file...

    Started by Sahil, 05-28-2007 06:16 PM
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  55. Funny Husband Wife Jokes

    At last, god appeared to humans and said: "I have come to assess the situation of my creation. I want men to form two queues - one queue for ...

    Started by VS Prasad, 06-28-2007 04:02 PM
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  56. Marriage Jokes

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he...

    Started by Casey, 08-08-2007 05:05 PM
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  57. funny joke!

    How are men like mascara? Any sign of emotion and they're running! Contributed by Vandana.

    Started by vandana_Del, 10-24-2007 05:35 PM
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  58. Doctor Patient Jokes

    A man has a bad cold winter grip. His doctor gave him some pills had not found on the rest. When the doctor gave him a second injection given some...

    Started by rajnesh, 08-13-2008 11:57 AM
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  59. Coffee Jokes

    Black Coffee Santa and Banta went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Banta wiped some crumbs...

    Started by Sweety117, 11-17-2008 11:29 AM
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  60. Meaning of ABCDEFG

    Do u know the meaning of ABCDEFG A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl..... And Now Reverse....GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches...

    Started by saurabhwebxprt, 05-15-2009 05:42 PM
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  61. Santa and His Wife

    Santa's wife on cell :: kaha ho, jaldi sey SMS karkey batou Santa replied her through SMS :: Mere mobile main SMS free nahin hain !!

    Started by sahir, 06-12-2008 06:11 PM
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  62. Biggest SMS Joke Collection

    Biggest SMS Joke Collection*Dont Miss*, u'll die of laugh 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1...

    Started by eabouts, 09-17-2007 01:39 PM
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  63. Lotto.....

    A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides...

    Started by Sweety117, 11-18-2008 04:02 PM
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  64. Taj Mahal Jokes

    Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, Tajmahal bana tha par mumtaz mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, Ab taz banana chahta hu, Par ye mumtaz...

    Started by itschahat, 11-16-2006 05:10 PM
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  65. Blonde Joke

    A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with...

    Started by duskndawn, 10-25-2006 03:43 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  66. Love Sms Shayari

    hi, I want to send love SMS and Shayari to my friends Please post some cute love sms and Shyari… Thanks

    Started by rapu, 03-08-2008 03:04 PM
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  67. Jai ho!

    A poor man catches a fish. Wife cant cook, due 2 no Gas, No Current, No Oil, Man put d fish back in d river. Fish comes up & shouts...........

    Started by smart adi, 05-06-2009 02:18 PM
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  68. Patni Chalisa

    Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 || Hamne samjha tum abla ho, par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 || Jis din haath...

    Started by Rakhee, 04-08-2009 12:08 PM
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  69. jokes for the day to start in a great way:

    hey fuchchas out there hare is nsome good stuff for you: 1.KFC: Our Daily Chicken A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and...

    Started by indian_by_heart, 04-22-2008 11:24 AM
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  70. teacher's question

    Teacher - Asman mein udne waali cheez andey deti hain aur jameen par rehne waali bacche deti hain. Wo kaun hain jo aasman par udti hain par...

    Started by savita saxena, 02-26-2008 04:43 PM
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  71. Non-Veg Jokes

    Zindagi apni masti me jiya kar,ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar,tu apna pura dhyan career pe mod de,ishq or apni sari girlfriend mujhpe chhod...

    Started by Bond007, 04-28-2009 12:57 PM
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  72. Humorous Husband Wife Jokes

    A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had...

    Started by smart adi, 11-24-2008 05:09 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  73. Gaalib Jokes

    1. Galib ne apni girl frind ko date par bulaya or wo late ho gai GF: I M LATE ? GALIB:- Falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai.

    Started by Rakhee, 01-28-2009 12:56 PM
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  74. Santa & Banta

    Santha - Oh Bante! a telling thing. If a chicken in two eggs in day, then how many eggs will in a week? Bnta - Oh, so you Santha, Twelve chicken...

    Started by rajnesh, 11-08-2008 12:08 PM
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  75. Thought of the Day

    Ek Khoobsurti, Ek Tazgi.. Ek Sapna, Ek Sachchai.. Ek Kalpana, Ek Ahsas.. Ek Aastha, Ek Vishwas.. Yahi hai ek Achchhe Din ki shuruaat..

    Started by rajnesh, 02-08-2007 11:22 AM
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  76. Three Indian Women

    Three indian women at a muncipal water tap, with their empty vessels. The first woman says to the other two: Hey...my husband's hair is black. So I...

    Started by rameshraju, 03-12-2009 08:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  77. Silly Questions with funny answers

    BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we...

    Started by itschahat, 11-23-2006 04:13 PM
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  78. Gay and his three boyfriends

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party... After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. ...

    Started by item001, 03-28-2009 12:12 AM
    • Replies: 4
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  79. Punjab Police

    Lady 2 Punjab Police : Inspector ji mera pati 5 din pahle gobhi lene gaya si, abi tak nahi aaya. Punjab Police : fir ki hoya, koi dusri sabji bana...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-21-2008 10:52 AM
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  80. Jokes on Santa Banta

    Santa (to Banta) - Agle Janm me tum kya banna chaheto Banta - Kockroach Santa - Kyun Banta - Mere wife only kockroach se darti hai ...

    Started by rajnesh, 02-09-2009 12:04 PM
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  81. Famous Telugu Sayings

    Men get spoiled by staying; Women get spoiled by moving If luck is ripen, 6 can become 100 Doubt is first born, Woman is second born Bread earned...

    Started by rameshraju, 03-13-2009 12:16 PM
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  82. sardar joke(no offends...)

    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says ...

    Started by pradeep2491, 02-16-2008 02:20 AM
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  83. How difficult it is to guess the bird's name!

    At the Biology Practical examination the teacher asked a student to Identify the bird by its legs and tell its name. The boy said he didn't know it....

    Started by zohra, 02-13-2009 01:35 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  84. Joke of the day

    Santa apne friends se milne goan ja raha tha! Raste me uski bike ek gadde me phans gai, Usne kafi koshish ki par bike nahi nikli. Kuchh der baad...

    Started by rajnesh, 01-09-2009 05:06 PM
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  85. more jokes........

    1. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time. Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when...

    Started by soni_r, 06-27-2008 05:20 AM
    • Replies: 2
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  86. Fresh Marriage Breakfest

    Fresh Marriage Breakfest Not long after their wedding, Scott and Tracy awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before...

    Started by elianna, 02-16-2009 05:31 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  87. joke!!!!!

    1 tererrist ne budiya k paas bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye:"budiya bomb hai, budiya bomb hai!!!" Budiya sharmate hue boli," hai marjavan wo to mai...

    Started by smart adi, 02-09-2009 01:44 PM
    • Replies: 5
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  88. Just a joke!

    A man rescued five people from a house that was on fire.Then too he was sent to Jail.Can any1 guess y?............... Coz he pulled out those people...

    Started by zohra, 08-01-2008 02:16 AM
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  89. Animal Christmas Song, very funny video

    very funny Animal Christmas Song video at http://www.mytopclip.com/play.php?vid=13306 Merry Christmas to all friends

    Started by john85, 12-23-2008 03:34 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  90. India play five one day and one 20-20 in SL

    Started by rajnesh, 01-13-2009 05:13 PM
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  91. A Joke Per Day - everyday update

    There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room...

    Started by RichYou, 01-07-2009 01:12 PM
    • Replies: 8
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  92. Kiss

    a couple was sitting in garden, suddenly the dog and bitch starting kissing each other. Boy- Janu agar tum bura na mano toh mein bhi?? Girl- ok...

    Started by classickennel, 07-14-2008 03:33 PM
    • Replies: 8
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  93. Fruit Cake Recipe

    You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a...

    Started by twitter, 10-11-2006 05:30 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  94. nice SMS

    A dost itna tu YAAD kia hota, ek pyar bhara SMS hi bhej dya hota. kaisy turpey hain teri YAAD main hum. ek baar hmara haal hi POOCH lya...

    Started by gaurav.kumar001a, 05-20-2008 10:22 AM
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  95. Corporate Life

    A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.... On his first day; he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup...

    Started by vikas.rbs, 12-19-2008 02:37 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  96. best college

    Parents to a college watchman: "Is this college good....?" Watchman: "Probably the best. I did my engineering here & got immediate placement".

    Started by smart adi, 12-06-2008 05:41 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  97. joke about computer

    Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I...

    Started by shakti99, 11-08-2008 04:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
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  98. today's joke

    Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes...

    Started by shakti99, 11-08-2008 04:17 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  99. Drunk driver

    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't...

    Started by smart adi, 11-08-2008 05:42 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  100. Wedding Cake

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red...

    Started by shakti99, 11-08-2008 05:22 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  101. hi.......

    how funny................. :-D

    Started by Priyanka_s, 12-01-2008 04:37 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  102. Bad Day

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...

    Started by neha321, 11-12-2008 05:55 PM
    • Replies: 5
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  103. funny doctor joke

    Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai...

    Started by reena321, 11-14-2008 03:44 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  104. good and bad

    Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about...

    Started by smart adi, 11-08-2008 05:44 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  105. Popat mera MAAYI BAAP…!!

    Hey!!! just imagine that you have a parrot which you need to take care of… Well takecare because if anything happens to the parrot you will DIE… ...

    Started by piyu.icycool, 07-23-2008 12:51 AM
    • Replies: 4
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  106. dirty jokes

    lets share some dirty jokes which are not so dirty and no body should feel offened on this forum. A dentist decided to tell her nervous patient a...

    Started by iris, 07-04-2008 01:07 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  107. Funny Exam Papers

    http://pizory.com/2008/11/funny-exam-papers/

    Started by axxo08, 11-12-2008 04:32 PM
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  108. Santa ki tokri mei kya hai

    Santa : bata meri tokri me kya hai to pure ande tere to de dunga. Yaa phir ye bata de ki who kitne hai to 6 ke 6 tere, yaa phir ye bata de ke who...

    Started by jocck, 11-12-2008 01:31 PM
    • Replies: 9
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  109. Kanjoos Number one

    Kaun Kitna bada kanjoos hai, is baat ko lekar santa or banta me bahas ho rahi thee Santa - Main itna Kanjoos hoon, ki apne hanimoon k liye main...

    Started by rajnesh, 11-10-2008 11:21 AM
    • Replies: 3
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  110. Fundu Jokes

    Hi Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields. The...

    Started by james, 05-14-2007 04:35 PM
    • Replies: 7
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  111. Joke of the Day - Duplicate Key

    Chaman Lal - doctor, I have swallowed the key. Doctor - When? Chaman Lal - Sir, about three months ago. The doctor - yet what you were...

    Started by rajnesh, 10-25-2008 11:32 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  112. Humourous Jokes

    A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, ...

    Started by smart adi, 07-24-2008 02:48 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  113. Geeta Saar

    Hey PARTH, Increment nahin mila, bura hua Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga... Tum pichhla...

    Started by rajnesh, 10-17-2008 11:30 AM
    • Replies: 2
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  114. Shocking Telegrams

    TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "father, your daughter...

    Started by Rakhee, 09-15-2008 03:21 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  115. Disheartened Elephant

    An elephant had fallen in love with an ant.He sent his parents to the ant's family with a marriage proposal.But the ant refused the proposal.She said...

    Started by zohra, 08-09-2008 11:01 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  116. hard riddles

    lets do some real brain storming A mother has 6 girls and each of them has a brother. How many children are there?.. Mary's father has five...

    Started by iris, 07-04-2008 12:43 PM
    • Replies: 15
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  117. mistake

    boy:mummy raat ko maine bhoot dekha. Mummy:khan. boy:jab maine toilet ka door khola to apne aap light on ho gai.. Mummy:slapped the boy. Boy:why....

    Started by smart sahil, 07-18-2008 11:59 AM
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  118. Traffic Police

    Santa (Banta se) : Aaj jo marega, Swarg hi jayega Batna : Aisa kaise keh sakte ho Santa : Aaj Swarg k dwar par Traffic police ka hawaldar...

    Started by rajnesh, 08-13-2008 12:26 PM
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  119. Jokes of the day 22 September 2008

    Bhikhari (ek ladies se) - Main bahut laachar hoon, khane ko kuchh de do... Ladies - Hatte-Katte to dikhai de rahe ho! Haath Pair bhi Salamat hai,...

    Started by rajnesh, 09-22-2008 05:58 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  120. Jokes & Quotes

    1. Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo...

    Started by Rakhee, 05-05-2008 12:59 PM
    • Replies: 4
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  121. Awesome Joke

    Why did the Chicken cross the road l l l l l l ...

    Started by Wanking, 09-15-2008 10:20 AM
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  122. best yo momma jokes ever

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell...

    Started by iris, 07-04-2008 12:46 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,746
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  123. Shocking Telegrams

    TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "father, your daughter...

    Started by Rakhee, 09-15-2008 03:25 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,746
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  124. Yo mama is so ugly

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested...

    Started by syberguyy, 04-17-2008 04:53 PM
    • Replies: 2
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  125. joke of the day

    My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in ...

    Started by romika, 08-05-2008 01:35 PM
    • Replies: 6
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  126. fun and joke the secret of my livinghood

    Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and...

    Started by rajanish_s, 08-06-2008 01:08 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  127. funny soni

    Mr Chang and Mr Wang were watching the 11:00AM news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump to kill himself....

    Started by sonumonuyadav, 07-28-2008 10:11 AM
    • Replies: 5
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  128. Smallest Resignation Letter

    Dear Sir, I Love your Wife. Thank You!

    Started by gomes777, 02-20-2007 08:17 PM
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  129. Microsoft Starts Building Cars

    1. The stereo system will only be able to listen to Microsoft FM and play Microsoft cassettes. 2. Oil, gas, and temperature gauges replaced by a...

    Started by feather, 11-22-2006 06:34 PM
    • Replies: 3
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  130. Help Help....???!!!

    Hey!! I fail to understand why does Lord Krishna himself runs to save his devotees??? …why doesn’t he keep some servants???

    Started by piyu.icycool, 07-24-2008 10:56 PM
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  131. Funny bole toh......

    Jokes are something which everyone of us likes the most........and we definitely share it with everyone.... But sharing a joke and being humorous...

    Started by piyu.icycool, 07-24-2008 01:06 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,331
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  132. Latest Jokes

    A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is...

    Started by sonumonuyadav, 07-18-2008 12:58 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,202
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  133. Not Again

    A waiter brings the customer the pastries he ordered with his thumb over the pastries. 'Are you crazy?' yelled the customer, 'With your hand on my ...

    Started by sonumonuyadav, 07-19-2008 01:39 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,243
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  134. Doctor and patient

    Inside the cabin of a patient's doctor soon, says the doctor my throat is dry, do I? Doctors in front of the window side of the cue to say, the...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-19-2008 05:22 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,233
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  135. Joke of the Day

    Boy (to Girl) : Janeman. is dil me aa ja na! Girl (to Boy) : Sendle Utaroooo Kya? Boy (to Girl) : No.. No, Yeh mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-17-2008 03:34 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,167
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  136. santa and banta

    santa was caught for driving too fast ans was sent to the court. the judge asked what will you accept 6 months in prison or Rs.5000.santa said i will...

    Started by M. Affan zaki ansari, 09-04-2007 08:25 PM
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 4,591
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  137. make fast brain

    how to make fast brain. hello Friends, I am new in that forum, mujhe bas, aap ye help chahiye ki, mujhe ek ladki to friendship ke liye offer...

    Started by sadar_31, 07-11-2008 11:46 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,189
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  138. Animal Jokes

    A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?“ The bartender confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks...

    Started by sampathnaidu, 07-11-2008 02:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,119
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  139. Jokes Of The Day

    1. LOSING ALL YOUR FRIENDS Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you...

    Started by soni_r, 06-27-2008 05:03 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,187
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  140. A lady goes up to the bar.

    OH no!! A lady goes up to the bar. She gestures to the barman who comes immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-29-2008 06:07 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,691
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  141. If Microsoft Built Cars...

    Hi friends If Microsoft Built Cars... then its features will be.......... 1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after...

    Started by david80, 06-10-2008 12:13 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,083
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  142. Who Built The Taj Mahal

    Santa to Banta : Who Built The Taj Mahal ?????????????? Banta : Shahjahan Santa : Bevkoof, Shahjahan ne to sirf paise diyey they.... banaya to...

    Started by smscard, 06-20-2008 03:14 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,300
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  143. funny insults

    let us make a collection of collection of funny insults. let me start by sharing a few: He was happily married - but his wife wasn't :-( I...

    Started by iris, 07-04-2008 12:36 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,296
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  144. funny birthday sayings

    free for you to use Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. When I was born I was so surprised I...

    Started by iris, 07-04-2008 12:40 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 8,523
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  145. Letter To Bill Gates

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to...

    Started by soni_r, 06-27-2008 05:05 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,166
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  146. Dead Husbands

    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what...

    Started by soni_r, 06-25-2008 05:06 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,143
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  147. Jokes of the day

    Small - small picture makes me great frustration there. Big - big pictures and talk as some are, au grand beautiful, one other person has said. ...

    Started by divya.smart, 06-03-2008 05:48 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,337
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  148. Very true

    Bhakt - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun. Bhagwan - Ye mere bas ki baat nahi, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapur hee kar...

    Started by Rakhee, 05-31-2008 12:41 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,159
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  149. Smile please

    How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1 .Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Sunte ho? Yr 4. Bunty k pappa Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6. ...

    Started by Rakhee, 05-28-2008 05:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,102
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  150. Customer And Sardar

    Customer : Bed Majboot banana, mere bete ko bahut k saath sona hai. Sardar : aisa majboot bed banauga, agar saara mohalla bahu k saath soyga to...

    Started by gaurav.kumar001a, 05-20-2008 09:41 AM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,507
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