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Forum: Jokes & Humour

Spread happiness and laughter all around and indulge in some healthy humor. Share jokes or some real life humorous incidents. (Clean jokes only)

  1. Mr. Bean has Brain????????

    Once Mr. Bean gets severe head ache and he goes for a hosipital for check-up.. Doctor : sorry! to say this. you have brain tumour. Mr. Bean :...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-28-2008 10:13 AM
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  2. Teacher and students

    Teacher: soch aur veham main kya farak hai? Student: aapki beti bahut SXy hai ye humari soch hai Aur wo humare haath se bach jaygi ye aapka veham...

    Started by gaurav.kumar001a, 05-19-2008 09:23 AM
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  3. some funny shayari

    1. Dosti karo collegewaali se Pyaar karo officewaali se Program karo padoswaali se Aankh ladaao saali se Love karo dilwaali se ...

    Started by savita saxena, 02-27-2008 03:38 PM
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  4. Hursband & Wife

    Judge (mujrim) - above your allegation that you left the house with his wife fled to the destitute, you say something in its defence? Mujrim...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-08-2008 02:05 PM
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  5. Guess the ans.

    Which is the most imp law of finance starting business? . . . . . . . .

    Started by savita saxena, 05-14-2008 05:15 PM
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  6. Hasna Mana Hai

    1. BAHU ka 1st & 2nd affair sunne ke baad SASUR ne BAHU ko mara. 3rd & 4th sunne ke baad PATI ne mara. but SAAS chuprahi why? Kyunki SAAS...

    Started by Rakhee, 05-14-2008 04:35 PM
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  7. pls answer this

    Answer this if you love Sum1. can you arrange these letters in 4 words EAEYIYFRMOLU if you don't reply then it mean you don't know how to love

    Started by gaurav.kumar001a, 05-08-2008 10:21 AM
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  8. Mrs. Santa Post Sweater

    Mrs Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons...

    Started by rajnesh, 01-12-2008 01:00 PM
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  9. Joke of the day

    Doctor (bude marij se) - Aaj main apko aisi dava doonga ki aap phir se jawan ho jaoge! Marij (Doctor se) - Aisi dava mat dena doctor saheb! varna...

    Started by rajnesh, 02-28-2008 06:26 PM
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  10. A brain goes to bar

    A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?"...

    Started by syberguyy, 04-07-2008 06:53 PM
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  11. The Small Town Witness

    hi A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked,...

    Started by david80, 05-04-2008 04:18 PM
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  12. A Strange Coincidence

    Hi An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am,...

    Started by david80, 05-04-2008 04:11 PM
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  13. Uttar Pradesh Police

    Hi In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the RAW, the CBI, and...

    Started by Javed Trivedi, 05-03-2008 06:00 PM
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  14. An occupational Hazard

    Hi friends what about lawyers?........ A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their...

    Started by satbir, 05-03-2008 05:50 PM
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  15. Two roaches having a discussion

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the...

    Started by syberguyy, 05-02-2008 01:00 PM
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  16. Automatic e-mail reply messages

    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. I'm not really out of...

    Started by indian_by_heart, 04-26-2008 11:37 AM
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  17. 2 Aspirins

    A guy is out with his buddies. He has a few drinks, gets in the mood but true to his wife goes home. When he gets home he finds her sound ...

    Started by Casey, 08-08-2007 04:56 PM
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  18. Top Ten Jokes From Laughter Champions Show

    Could u please tell me,how can i get the jokes of laughter champions from internet...??? I like watching comedy shows and it was one of my favourite...

    Started by prabat, 04-23-2008 04:12 PM
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  19. Newlyweds jailed after brawl at Pittsburgh-area hotel 37 hours ago

    PITTSBURGH (AP) — A newlywed couple spent the night in separate jail cells — she in her wedding gown after police said they brawled with each...

    Started by indian_by_heart, 04-30-2008 11:38 AM
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  20. Latest jokes by ehsaan khureshi

    Hi everyone... Can anybody tell me the latest jokes or comedy done by ehsaan khureshi...??? I am very fond of comedy serials and i love watching...

    Started by prabat, 04-30-2008 01:05 AM
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  21. the CLINTONs

    Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I'll have...

    Started by indian_by_heart, 04-24-2008 12:46 PM
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  22. Salesmen Jokes

    Rekha to Salesman : what is the price of this dress? Salesman : Only 10 kiss Rekha : Or iss dress ka ?? Salesman : only 5 kiss Rekha : Ok...

    Started by ram000, 03-07-2008 12:14 PM
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  23. Put your foot down

    Just try this. This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's...

    Started by mahagi, 03-02-2008 12:31 AM
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  24. A Mental Hospital

    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital...

    Started by syberguyy, 03-31-2008 12:59 PM
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  25. funny jokes

    Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne...

    Started by savita saxena, 03-15-2008 04:11 PM
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  26. Joke on Home women

    Divya ke chilla-chillakar bolne par uski maa ne kaha : tum itna shor kyon macha rahi ho, dekho ravi bhi to tumhare sath khel raha, but uski awaj nahi...

    Started by rajnesh, 02-27-2008 03:20 PM
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  27. Fill in the blanks

    hurry up.. Fill in the blanks give answer "Haan" or "Nahin" 1. ----- main dunia ka sabse bada pagal hoon. 2. ----- main chor hoon. 3....

    Started by rajnesh, 05-08-2007 07:48 AM
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  28. owl wishes

    Wk samay ki baat hain, Mata Laxmi ji ka ullu unse rooth gaya or bola, Aapki sabhi puja kartein hain mujhe koi nahi pujhta. Laxmi ji boli : Thik hain...

    Started by savita saxena, 02-18-2008 10:59 AM
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  29. Top Ten Things Only Women CAN Understand

    Top Ten Things Only Women Understand Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

    Started by ambitious_one, 12-18-2007 07:04 PM
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  30. Hearing

    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set...

    Started by pradeep2491, 02-16-2008 11:13 PM
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  31. Latest Dictionary's Latest Definitions

    Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture : An art...

    Started by aseem, 11-13-2006 02:52 PM
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  32. Maths Joke

    What is cube of 13? . . . . . . . .

    Started by dil-e-na-dan, 09-15-2006 04:22 PM
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  33. employee and boss

    When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it,...

    Started by bina, 12-18-2007 01:10 PM
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  34. God Devotee Jokes

    Lord Shiv Shanker : Bhakt , Main tumhari tapasya sey happy hua ! ! ! mang koi var mang ! ! ! Bhakt : Bhagwan, ek gitar de do ! ! Lord Shiv...

    Started by gurjar, 07-03-2007 06:30 PM
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  35. How to use

    can somebody tell me how to use smilies faces with my post ?

    Started by savita saxena, 02-19-2008 10:51 AM
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  36. education

    Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want...

    Started by pradeep2491, 02-16-2008 01:56 AM
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  37. Valentine's Day Jokes

    A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for...

    Started by pradeep2491, 02-14-2008 01:31 AM
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  38. Funny Jokes

    Ek din mental hospital main ek pagal kahta ki main yahan ka hone wala king or president hoon, main duniya ka sabse ameer insaan hoon. Dusre pagal :...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-26-2007 03:20 PM
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  39. Desi Bihari Jokes

    Laloo is watching a football match Laloo : yeh , sasurey sab ke sab football ko lat kyon mar rahey hain ?????????????//!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

    Started by babujee, 09-11-2007 12:57 PM
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  40. Santa Singh as a role of Hanuman

    Ramleela Sey Hanuman Tha Farar Role Key Liyey Santa Ko Kiya Taiyar Ek hee chalang me kar de Lanka par Bola Jo Bole So Nihal Sita Bahan...

    Started by baba, 01-14-2008 12:03 PM
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  41. Difference between Man and Superman

    Banta asks Santa what is the difference between man and superman Santa, abey ley !!!!!! tanu yey bhi nahi pata ???????? man wears underwear...

    Started by indian123, 01-15-2008 01:58 PM
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  42. smart Indian

    An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to...

    Started by finizard, 01-05-2008 10:56 PM
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  43. communication gape - Customer and Waiter

    :) Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ Customer : Waiter, is this a...

    Started by bina, 12-21-2007 10:26 AM
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  44. Teacher vs student jokes

    Teacher: What should be in a book for best seller ? Student : Book with a cover of beautiful girl and girl without cover

    Started by amir pirzada, 08-31-2007 07:01 PM
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  45. Teacher Joke

    A 1st grade teacher left her classroom for a few minutes. She was surprised to find all her students very quiet and in perfect order when she...

    Started by polar wolf, 09-15-2006 11:07 AM
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  46. Marriage Joke

    A romantic couple were sitting and were so involved with each other that they caught the attention of the waitress. Suddenly, the waitress noted that...

    Started by big dog, 09-15-2006 02:01 PM
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  47. Funny Question

    Is it possible for a man to marry his Widows sister? Yes. No. Its not possible. Its not Legal.

    Started by Travis, 11-28-2006 05:25 PM
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  48. Question hour

    why is fire engine red in colour? Fire engine is red because it has a ladder The ladder has steps Steps have a foot which is measured by a...

    Started by nivas_uro, 11-03-2007 06:13 PM
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  49. indian hell

    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do...

    Started by M. Affan zaki ansari, 11-08-2007 02:04 PM
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  50. tomato joke!

    A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the...

    Started by vandana_Del, 10-24-2007 05:43 PM
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  51. here's some clean, good humour!

    A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes....

    Started by vandana_Del, 10-09-2007 05:28 PM
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  52. Sardarji Jokes

    A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Sardarji, kya...

    Started by itschahat, 10-16-2006 04:42 PM
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  53. Today's Joke / Joke of the Day

    Ramesh raat ko jagran se late aaya or morning main school gaya. Teacher ask him :: A for ............. Ramesh :: (Very slowly ) Apple .......

    Started by harishbhai, 03-31-2007 04:07 PM
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  54. Company Gita

    Hey Parth! ........ Increment nahin mila, bura hua Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga... Tum...

    Started by marjina, 09-25-2006 06:46 PM
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  55. 18 People made the way to movie theatre.

    Hi Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie? Because under 18 was not allowed!

    Started by spydoll, 07-28-2007 03:34 PM
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  56. Santa Banta Joke

    Banta: What's your plan this year on your 15th anniversary? Santa: I took my wife to Kashmir. Banta: What's your plan? Santa: Oh, I was...

    Started by IndiaLover, 02-09-2007 10:21 PM
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  57. Blind Man Visit to Texas.

    There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The...

    Started by chimera, 07-27-2007 03:51 PM
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  58. Facts about Women

    A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure", God says, "Go right ahead". "OK", the man...

    Started by rajnesh, 07-18-2007 05:05 PM
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  59. Stupid Mad Silly Shayari

    Arz kiya hai tumko dekha to yey khayal aaya ......... tumko dekha to yey khayal aaya ................ kee aaj itney dino key baad khayal...

    Started by yusuf-ali, 06-30-2007 05:03 PM
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  60. Ladki Par Shayari

    Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, Mobile mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, Yehi pucha karti...

    Started by gomes777, 02-20-2007 08:15 PM
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  61. Munna Bhai Jokes

    Munna Bhai with Circuit : Yaar ye Automatically kya hota hai ?????? Circuit : Simple hai !! Automatically bole to Auto main tacly !!!!!!!!

    Started by harishbhai, 05-26-2007 11:16 AM
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  62. Little Johnny Clean Joke

    Johnny just had a baby sister. She kept crying all day long and was screaming up quite a storm, when Johnny asked his mom, "Mom, where did you get...

    Started by times, 09-15-2006 11:52 AM
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  63. RAJNESH

    Hi, Rajnesh where r u y u dont post any new good one joke? V r wtng 4 laugh.

    Started by parooo, 05-23-2007 10:12 PM
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  64. Husband and Wife

    Three couples are together. The first husband says to his wife "Pass me the Honey Honey" The second husband says to his wife "Pass me the Sugar...

    Started by rajnesh, 05-24-2007 04:22 PM
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  65. Cool & cute India

    Dear Friends, I came across a cool & cute animated India the cartoon is so cool, I think it is a new site check it out Nikki

    Started by nikki7, 11-23-2006 02:51 AM
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  66. SMS Jokes

    plz read it carefully This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ......

    Started by doit, 03-05-2007 01:49 PM
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  67. I'll open this alligator's mouth

    A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you...

    Started by itschahat, 12-20-2006 01:39 PM
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  68. But there were problems everywhere

    One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his...

    Started by itschahat, 12-19-2006 02:49 PM
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  69. Never underestimate a Indian

    Never underestimate a Indian!!! Ram was bragging to his boss one day, "You know that I know everyone there is to know in this world. Just name...

    Started by Instant, 03-15-2007 03:57 PM
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  70. Tiger Joke

    A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends. A Cat also came and danced with the others. Tiger asked "Who are you?

    Started by rajnesh, 04-11-2007 05:23 PM
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  71. Comedy serial

    Hi... do u watch 'THE GREAT INDIAN LAUGHTER CHALLENGE' ? tell me which one is ur favourite one.

    Started by Diya, 02-16-2007 07:19 PM
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  72. A lady in a beach

    A lady was putting her clothes off to swim in the sea. As she was ready to take a dip. She was stopped by an old man. "Madam, swimming is prohibited...

    Started by remorse, 09-16-2006 02:20 PM
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  73. Why do Couples Hold Hands during Marriage

    Why do Couples Hold Hands during Marriage? ans: it's just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before fight begins. =D

    Started by glory, 02-27-2007 01:20 PM
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  74. Joke of the Day

    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking...

    Started by exotic, 01-24-2007 12:26 PM
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  75. You forgot the rose

    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance...

    Started by itschahat, 12-06-2006 12:46 PM
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  76. Funny Jokes

    Did you hear about hte new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind. ...

    Started by sukhdev, 02-05-2007 06:36 PM
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  77. Shero Shayari

    Hum Ne Har Sham Chirago Se Laga Rakhi Hai, Shart Hawaon Se Laga Rakhi Hai, Jane Kis Gali Se Meri Girlfriend Aajaye, Isliye Har Gali Phoolon Se...

    Started by gomes777, 02-20-2007 08:05 PM
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  78. Child Jokes

    Master : Talking to a class of K.G. asks Who would like to go to swarg. Students : All raised their hands except for one. Master : Raju...

    Started by parooo, 03-27-2007 04:04 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  79. Why did God Create Man before Woman

    Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they...

    Started by veryfunny, 02-15-2007 01:13 PM
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  80. Bhagwan

    Bhakt: Bhagwaan…………….. Mujhe dard de, Dukh de, Tension de, Mujhe barbaad kar de, Mere peeche bhoot laga de… Bhagwaan: Merey Praye Bhakt …...

    Started by IndiaLover, 02-09-2007 10:12 PM
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  81. You must be a bunny rabbit

    Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind...

    Started by itschahat, 12-27-2006 12:33 PM
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  82. You've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

    An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been...

    Started by itschahat, 12-21-2006 02:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  83. You look really handsome with your hair combed like that.

    A guy's enjoying his drink at the bar when he hears a tiny voice saying, "That's a nice shirt you're wearing tonight." He looks around, then realizes...

    Started by itschahat, 12-24-2006 03:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  84. Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.

    There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains...

    Started by itschahat, 12-25-2006 12:41 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,148
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  85. Husband Wife Jokes

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and...

    Started by itschahat, 12-01-2006 02:11 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,680
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  86. A bill for $50,000

    There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily...

    Started by itschahat, 12-14-2006 11:57 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,131
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  87. Which one is the married one?

    Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" ...

    Started by itschahat, 12-10-2006 02:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  88. Love Letter in Modern Style

    Dear Samara, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001. With reference to the...

    Started by spydoll, 09-30-2006 05:26 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,707
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  89. Facts About Teenagers

    Teenager is... A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday. ...

    Started by hanginggarden, 10-25-2006 11:06 AM
    • Replies: 1
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  90. Tax Payment

    Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article...

    Started by Mr.basu, 10-25-2006 10:55 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,184
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  91. How to bath a cat????

    Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of...

    Started by itschahat, 11-08-2006 04:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,218
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  92. Is god a man or a woman?

    A little kid asks his father, "daddy, is god a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "daddy,...

    Started by itschahat, 10-10-2006 02:37 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,920
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  93. Gift for Teacher

    It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a...

    Started by simontini, 10-18-2006 06:17 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,200
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  94. Clever Lawyer

    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few...

    Started by simontini, 10-18-2006 06:09 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,437
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  95. Doctor and patient jokes

    A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this...

    Started by missive, 10-17-2006 02:25 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,287
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  96. Being a hen

    Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. ...

    Started by itschahat, 10-13-2006 04:01 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,128
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  97. I am too smart

    A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too...

    Started by itschahat, 10-12-2006 03:35 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,273
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  98. You drink my poison.

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...

    Started by itschahat, 10-08-2006 11:05 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,104
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  99. Answering Machine

    A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day. He was very disturbed when...

    Started by tirchhitopi, 10-06-2006 04:57 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,380
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  100. Surnames in India

    What do you call a : 1 Bengali who talks much - Chatter-jee 2 Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off - B. Reddy 3 One who can't be...

    Started by pascal, 09-19-2006 04:37 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  101. Funniest Joke

    hello surfers, will u share funniest humor of ur life with me...?

    Started by duskndawn, 10-20-2006 05:13 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,284
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  102. Dentists Jokes

    A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible...

    Started by bombay, 10-19-2006 01:01 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,443
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  103. Medical Joke

    A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...

    Started by lollypop, 10-12-2006 05:55 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,296
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  104. An old lady in a Delhi bus

    It has happened in Delhi bus Conductor was busy barking names of places, at last an old lady boarded into the bus. As Delhites are responsible or...

    Started by kiwi, 09-20-2006 06:02 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,575
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  105. Santa at KBC (Kaun banega karodpati)

    Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek...

    Started by itschahat, 10-09-2006 11:50 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 7,117
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  106. College Physics

    A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have...

    Started by marjina, 09-25-2006 06:22 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,230
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  107. Wife and Husband

    A man visits the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart...

    Started by dforDharmesh, 09-29-2006 04:50 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
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  108. Definition of Love

    A grammer teacher asks one of the students: is love a verb or noun? student cudn't answer the question. teacher says: go and ask ur father! ...

    Started by sharpshark, 09-30-2006 12:57 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,336
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  109. Indian office joke

    Persons have this habit to turn any usual looking conversation into humour. Two persons were co - ordinating in a particular work. As their rooms...

    Started by impress, 09-28-2006 02:08 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,185
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  110. Woman Driving the Car

    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to...

    Started by sophiya, 09-21-2006 06:31 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  111. Airline Etiquette

    A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around and...

    Started by spydoll, 09-19-2006 05:18 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  112. Sonia Gandhi, Rabri Devi and Jayalalitha

    Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane. They were just talking among themselves when Rabri said: 'I have this 100...

    Started by jugularvein, 09-26-2006 06:07 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  113. God's Creation

    God created the world and rested God created the universe and rested God created the earth and rested God created the man and rested. God...

    Started by spydoll, 09-19-2006 05:14 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,198
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  114. Funny Celebrity Quotes

    Here are some funny celebrity quotes: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee. (Abraham Lincoln) ...

    Started by manishal, 09-15-2006 03:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  115. I am not mad

    Husband and Wife in the mental home walking along by the pond .. he falls in .. she drags him out and gives him the kiss of of life before the...

    Started by itschahat, 10-05-2006 11:03 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,174
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  116. Traffic Humor

    There was this straightjacket officer who loved to hand out tickets. Once sitting on the highway, he saw a car sped past him, threw on the sirens and...

    Started by wonder, 09-15-2006 11:01 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 4,511
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  117. Funny Print Ads

    Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses...

    Started by lapislazoli, 09-15-2006 03:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 4,897
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  118. Remix of Summer of 69

    Got my first real six rupees, stole it from my father's pants. went to a madrasi hotel, to eat the sambhar of 69. Me and some kadke dost, had...

    Started by zoobi, 09-15-2006 06:29 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,631
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  119. Thanksgiving Humor

    One Thanksgiving eve, the butcher was closing down his shop when a man came and began pleading to him. "Let me buy a turkey, please, or my wife will...

    Started by dusk, 09-15-2006 10:14 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 953
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  120. Always Complaining Monk

    A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring...

    Started by chalucheez, 09-15-2006 03:23 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 4,869
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  121. Desi pizza

    Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

    Started by shally, 09-16-2006 02:35 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  122. Roommate Pranks for Halloween

    These are some of the pranks to scare away your bullying or couch potato roommate that really worked for me last Halloween. Alternate the pitch of...

    Started by lynch, 09-15-2006 10:23 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 988
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  123. Before Marriage

    A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played. In a corner a chooha...

    Started by shally, 09-16-2006 02:39 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,276
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  124. World's Funniest Joke

    Do you know that after a long experiment and research, the scientists have found out the world's funniest joke. It goes on like this: Two hunters...

    Started by chalucheez, 09-15-2006 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,350
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  125. Humorous Wife Quotes

    My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. --- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. --Rodney Dangerfield ...

    Started by coolfire, 09-15-2006 06:39 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  126. Genie Joke

    A Mallu, Gujju and Sardar were stranded together on a desert island. After several years together, they were having their walk on the beach when an...

    Started by lasik, 09-15-2006 11:33 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,058
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  127. Kangaroo's Baby Missing

    Question: What did the kangaroo say when she found that her baby was missing? Answer: "Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya"

    Started by dil-e-na-dan, 09-15-2006 04:25 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  128. Cremation of Wife

    koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai...

    Started by snailmail, 09-16-2006 05:04 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,433
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  129. Gender Joke

    An ultra-modern confident and proud-to-be-a-girl feminist got on a bus. A man just in front of her starts getting up from his seat. She thinks, "Oh...

    Started by fulcrum, 09-15-2006 12:12 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,073
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  130. Exam Joke

    One eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam to his students. He kept a chair on the desk and wrote the question on the board....

    Started by jill, 09-15-2006 01:10 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,219
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  131. Funny Bumper Sticker

    Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

    Started by gaga, 09-15-2006 10:03 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,131
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