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    @ sweta- :-S

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    @ Raaj - Kya hua be ??

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    टीचर : बच्चो , बताओ कयामत कब आएगी ?
    बच्चा : जब रक्षाबंधन और वैलंटाइंस डे एक ही दिन होंगे !

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    अध्यापक (छात्र से) - देर से क्यों आए हो? छात्र (अध्यापक से)- बाइक बिगड़ गई थी सर।
    अध्यापक- बस में नही आ सकते थे? छात्र - मैं तो आ जाता सर, लेकिन आपकी बेटी तैयार नहीं हुई।

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    > SwetaS wrote:

    > Killing English ……




    Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls’ hostel pulling cigarette...? "

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    Class teacher once said :

    “Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America...”

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Don’t laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

    “why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Teacher in a furious mood...

    Write down your name and father of your name!!

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    My manager started like this

    "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

    ************ ********* ********* ************ *

    LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

    "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ****

    Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

    "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

    ************ ********* ********* ********* *****

    Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,

    “Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"


    Thanks for the share.

    Cheers.

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    Naughtiest Thought Of The Day--- Its Very Hard To Wait For The Right Partner In Life, Specially When The Wrong Once Are Dam Good Looking.

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    sewta, thank you . pls send more.

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    I don't think it has a funny!

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    Very Funny

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    Very Nice Joke

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    bahut badhiya Bhai Sahib

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    Isn't it funny? LOL


    What do you call a ghost of someone who was a door to door salesperson?
    A dead ringer

    What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
    Ice scream

    Why is it that so few ghosts get arrested?
    Because you can't pin anything on them.

    Question : Where are baby ghosts under 5 years old sent during the day?
    Answer : Days care centers.

    What ride do ghosts favor at the funfair?
    The roller ghost er, of course.

    What would you call a ghost's father and mother?
    Trans parents.

    Why are ghosts not good at telling a lie?
    You can see straight through them.

    Which weekday is a favorite with ghosts?
    Fright day.

    Teacher :What happened in 1809?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1819?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

    Lady to butcher: Is that the biggest duck you have?
    The butcher not wanting to lose a customer because of this said: No ma'am, we have another bigger one.
    He went inside, took a pump and blew some air in the duck to make it look bigger. Then he gave it to the lady.
    The lady said: Good, I will have both of them.

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    Lol. Really nice jokes.

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    How abt these?

    Lecturer: Children in the dark make mistakes.Convert this sentence to opposite.
    Student: Mistakes in the dark make children.


    A new joiner introducing himself in the team in the office:
    "Hi, I am Madhu, married with two kids.


    An employee writing a leave letter: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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    [QUOTE=janvi1988;62080]Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli..

    "Lo batao, humare pakistan ke halaat dekh kar ab bachhe bhi akele aate hue darte hai..[/QUOTE]

    terrific joke

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    really nice jokes



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