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    Jun 2010
    There is this good ol' barber in some city in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. When he is about to pay the barber, the latter replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting at his doorstep.

    This event is repeated till an Indian software engineer goes for a haircut. When he pays him, the barber tells him, 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut.

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    Jun 2010
    i accept with u re.. we indians are really like this only

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    Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon
    10. White House not big enough for in-laws
    9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics
    8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms
    7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway
    6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
    5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners
    4. No chance for promotion
    3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct
    2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
    1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles
    Pedro: Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
    Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
    Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
    Pedro looked up again and said,
    "Never mind. I found one."

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