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    Talking Latest RajiniKanth Jokes

    Hi All,

    If anyone has a collection of Rajinikanth jokes please post them here.

    - Rajinikanth killed one of the seas, and now its called as Dead Sea.
    - Rajinikanth does not have a habit of wearing watches, cuz he decided what time it is
    - Rajinikanth is one man who is capable of playing piano, drums, flute, sitar, mouth organ, guitar using a violin
    - Is there anyone who knows Victoria's secret? Yes there is only one who knows it and thats none other than our Rajinikanth



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    Cool Rajini Taking Sania's Interview

    Sania Mirza: I Have Each n Every Knowledge Adt Tennis. You Ask Me Anything...
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    Rajinikanth: Ok Tell ME how many Holes Will Be There In The Net........

    >>>>>ARUN<<<<<<

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    Enjoy maadi...

    Do you Know Why The world is not ending in 2012 cuz Rajinikanth just bought a laptop with three years warranty – mind it.

    Q.How did Newton die?
    A.He died after seeing Tamil movies! Because he could not bear Rajini breaking all the laws of physics So Sad...

    Man 1: Rajinikanth's email address..
    Man 2: gmail@rajinikanth.com


    Rajnikanth is thinking of changing his name to ‘rajnikan’ cuz He understood that there really isn’t anything like “rajni can’t”.


    Mr. Rajnikanth participated in high jump and NASA reported that he is the 1st man to land on MARS!! SO SAD



    All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
    Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
    Ans: Dosa… mind it!!


    Pyramids of Egypt are actually……. Rajnikanth’s Primary school geometry projects...



    Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”



    When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.


    When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.


    >>>>>SO SAD<<<<<<

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    I'M Back

    Hi

    In Football match, Ronaldo said, if I kick the ball it’ll keep rotating for 3 months

    Rajinikant said.

    “Thambi, you don’t know why the earth is still rotating”

    …Mind It… ahahaha..

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    just for fun guys!!!!!!

    i have collected few facts about our hero Mr. Rajnikanth i waould like to add few which ii collected about Him.

    1. Mr. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in pakistan Via bluetooth which he had.... now is that people..!!!
    2. Mr. Rajnikanth when he was a student, teachers used to bunk the classes. coz Mr. Rajnikanth was there.
    3. Mr. Rajnikanth can draw a straight Line with a Compass.
    4. have you ever heard the song who ket the dogs out. but Mr. Rajnikanth does!!!!!
    5. Mr. Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, and guess who came 1st, obviously Mr. Rajnikanth cam 1st in the race, but the said part is Mr. Einstein died watching the race live the reason was found out that he died in heart attack watching the race and in shock watching the light came 2nd in the race.. so Mind It PPL....!!!
    6. Mr. Rajnikanth pulse is always measured In richter scale.

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    i am back with few more jokes abt Rajnikanth.... LOL

    Rajnikanth was bitten by a snake. Three days later the snake died.

    Rajnikanth can cook his 2 minute noodles in 1 minute.

    Rajnikanth doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.

    Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7

    Tamil Nadu is known for two things.. Filter Coffee and RajniKanth

    Rajnikanth does not need a debugger, he makes the code confess its mistake.

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    I think By dis time you might have become a great fan of Rajini sir, that's the reason you are gone crazy in searching for his jokes Mr arunkumar...
    Hahahahaha
    Expecting more from youuuuuuuuu



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