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    10 best excuses when you get caught asleep @ work

    ten best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
    that time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
    got here just in time!"

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
    and envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
    work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
    practice Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
    solution to our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

    And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

    1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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    Hey... i read it really so funny keep sharing

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