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    Brahmin Joke

    Big-Time Brahmin goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
    The clerk replies, "O fool! It is a thermos!"
    Big-Time Brahmin is confused for a moment, then asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk stares at the Brahmin for a while, then responds slowly, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
    Big-Time Brahmin says, "I'll take it!"
    The next day, Big-Time Brahmin walks into work with his new thermos.
    His boss sees him and asks, "What is in your thermos?"
    Big-Time Brahmin responds, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

    Q: What did Big-Time Brahmin do after making photocopies?
    A: He compared them with the original for spelling mistakes.>>>>
    1. A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. The thing is, argued the frustrated Christian, you have to be born again! But I have been born again! insisted the Hindu. And again and again and again …

    2. A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from Tali Ram
    by threatening to kidnap his wife.
    They send a note to him which reads : "Sale Hindu, Pay us Rs. 20,000
    or your wife will be kidnapped."
    The robbers get the note returned with the Tali Rams' response:
    "I won't pay you Rs. 20,000 but I am interested in your second proposal."

    A Hindu Takes his wife to Shiv temple
    wife: I have to come to this temple to satisfy myself seeing the huge lingam.. hope u also get the same size
    Husband: I don't think mine will be as that big but your's is has big has Parvati's

    Q: What Did The Hindu girl’s left leg say to her right leg?

    A: Nothing… Coz They Never Met…
    Q: what is the full form of HINDU?
    A: Hitler In New Donkey Uniform.

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    Waste Jokes

    People Create Jokes On Sikhs Because They Have jealousy On Them. And You Guys Converted All The Sardarji Jokes Into Brahmin Jokes.. Ha Ha Ha.. U Fools......................No One Laughs...Waste Jokes Ever.I am Still Laughing Because Of Your Foolishness. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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