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    Jokes For Valentines Jokes

    I have various collections of valentines’ quotes and messages now I am looking out for best & funny valentine jokes can someone get it for me??

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    Valentines jokes are created to make each valentine laugh, giggle and smile and this is one of the most expected gifts from sweethearts. Well, I would like to share some funny valentines joke below kindly have a look.

    Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    A: Because it couldn't get a date

    Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed?
    A: A divorce lawyer

    What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
    A: You get buttered up
    What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
    A: Be my valenstein

    What do you call a very small valentine?
    A: A valentiny

    What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

    What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
    A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear

    Wife told her husband, I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?
    Husband -You’ll know tonight,
    That evening husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
    She was delighted; she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

    A little girl attending a wedding for the first time, whispered to her mother, why is the bride dressed in white?
    Mother - Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life
    The child thought about this for a moment, then said, so why is the groom wearing black?

    I would love you, Even if you looked like poo
    (Though we’d only go out at night)
    I’d love you forever;
    Not abandon you like an Old Shoe
    (As long as you stay out of sight)
    I would love you faithfully, As long as you pay the bills
    If you’d ever stop though, I’d send you back to the hills.

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